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Anyone remember Highlights magazine? I found this on Facebook.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)(C'mon, you KNOW that's what you were thinking!)
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)tularetom
(23,664 posts)but if I was a kid I'd want to kick the pee wads out of Gallant.
Of course if he gave me enough dimes I might change my mind.
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)You wouldn't have participated in Gallant's lessons about the Constitution?
Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)I knew Goofus was a jerk, so I tried not to be like him.
But I also knew that if I tried to be like Gallant, I'd probably get into more fights than I already did.
So I just drew fangs on both of 'em and left it at that.
emulatorloo
(44,116 posts)Goofus was clearly an asshole because he was a bully. Gallant was an asshole because he was TOO FUCKING PERFECT.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)You just had to take your periodic pounding and wait until you either grew big enough that he was afraid of you or fed up enough that you fought back and got him to back off. It was pretty straightforward.
Gallant on the other hand was a sneaky little passive aggressive shit. Sure he might give you a dime and teach you about the Constitution but he would also rat you out to the teacher for burping in the cafeteria or tell your parents if he saw you smoking in the woods. He was gonna narc on you for something so you might as well smack the snot out of him on general principles.
"In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims!"
-A Christmas Story
nolabear
(41,959 posts)THAT is the problematic part. Don't be a person, just do what you've been trained to do.
Johnny Noshoes
(1,977 posts)Didn't she teach at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt?
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)the pages of his "Barely Legal" magazine stuck together.
Sequoia
(12,461 posts)The Highlight of my dentist visits.