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Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)
Sun Jun 7, 2015, 11:57 PM Jun 2015

Do my short-shorts make you feel weird about your masculinity? Good, I'm glad


Models in short shorts

I was walking down the street the other day when two men in a car came to a screeching stop just to yell at me. And while usually I welcome anytime I can stop traffic and even love a good catcall – and will respectfully deliver one back to a man– this time, it wasn’t particularly flattering

“Boys shouldn’t wear short-shorts! No!” one of the men screamed.

My first thought was: These aren’t even my short ones!

Since then, I’ve been yelled at a few more times about my shorts, most recently by a woman in a passenger seat of a van who angrily called my khaki shorts “hot pants”. (I couldn’t tell if her anger was at the shorts or because I had jaywalked.)
Celebrity stylist Aaron Gray – who was recently anointed the “gay bestie” to Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes – told me that he has experienced street harassment for as long as he can remember. “I once had a man throw a glass bottle at me – not because I was wearing short-shorts, but because my legs looked too feminine in them and he thought I was a girl,” he said.

“Which says more about him and the issues he had with sexuality,” he continued.

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Last year, the hemline of shorts began to rise above the knee and flirt with the male “private parts”: immediately anti-men’s shorts sentiments exploded across the internet debating whether men should wear short-shorts, or even shorts at all. Even famed photographer Annie Lebowitz chimed in and said that men in shorts were “repulsive”, and that shorts made men look like children, harkening back to the origins of the apparel.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/07/short-shorts-weird-masculinity-good
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Do my short-shorts make you feel weird about your masculinity? Good, I'm glad (Original Post) Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 OP
I just think it makes them look stupid. Travis_0004 Jun 2015 #1
. Liberal_in_LA Jun 2015 #3
I realize shorts were once common like that but its not fashionable anymore. Travis_0004 Jun 2015 #8
tennis also JI7 Jun 2015 #9
Unfortunately, they don't wear those anymore frazzled Jun 2015 #10
Ah how I remember those days! AndreaCG Jun 2015 #54
I have gotten daring as a Kendoka. I am now going with Short Shorts Katashi_itto Jun 2015 #57
No. But I do reserve the right to laugh at them. Comrade Grumpy Jun 2015 #2
I can never insult people for what they wear Skittles Jun 2015 #4
I buy my clothes at Home Depot olddots Jun 2015 #5
Do they carry Dickies? I used to get those at OSH for my husband because he loved them. Hekate Jun 2015 #18
Those make a lot more sense in hot weather than long shorts. DavidDvorkin Jun 2015 #6
guys use to wear short shorts, why don't they anymore ? JI7 Jun 2015 #7
Who wears short shorts? Fumesucker Jun 2015 #11
The only 1 of those to qualify as short shorts is the middle one. These are Short shorts... uppityperson Jun 2015 #12
Okay, the guy in your top photo looks bizarre to me. The business jacket is weird and the shorts.... Hekate Jun 2015 #17
Nice, Sleepaway Camp reference there. Kalidurga Jun 2015 #28
Whoa, Rick Castle wearing jorts? ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jun 2015 #49
Ha, I grew up in the 80's! Those aren't short shorts!!! nt Bonobo Jun 2015 #13
Yeah....I was having falshback to shorts for gym class! Behind the Aegis Jun 2015 #21
I have some photos that are cringeworthy. Bonobo Jun 2015 #22
I forgot the damn tube socks! Behind the Aegis Jun 2015 #23
Oh yeah, that's it. We were wearing tidy whites! nt Bonobo Jun 2015 #25
That was also my immediate thought. LOL gollygee Jun 2015 #32
It was 96 here today I'm sitting here in a pair of shorts right now tularetom Jun 2015 #14
Nice beach community attire. Since I've lived my whole life near the ocean, those guys don't look... Hekate Jun 2015 #15
Hmmm. Nobody wants to see a testicular wardrobe malfunction (nt) Nye Bevan Jun 2015 #16
Speak for yourself! Behind the Aegis Jun 2015 #20
! TexasTowelie Jun 2015 #27
Well in THAT case.... Nye Bevan Jun 2015 #35
Back in the 70's Texasgal Jun 2015 #58
Wear what you like and to hell with whomever doesn't like it! ReallyIAmAnOptimist Jun 2015 #19
Yes, because men are too good to be looking feminine... AZ Progressive Jun 2015 #24
This has never happened to me, but I've heard similar stories. DemocraticWing Jun 2015 #26
Isn't it hard to breathe "down there" in those? nt Jamaal510 Jun 2015 #29
Ugh MFrohike Jun 2015 #30
Sometimes it's safer to say nothing ... JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2015 #31
Or, in this case, just demand they remove the silly things. closeupready Jun 2015 #48
Meh. As in so many things, Bob was just ahead of his time. Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #33
I was hoping someone would post a Bobby! cyberswede Jun 2015 #38
His documentary is on Netflix, now, BTW. Warren DeMontague Jun 2015 #56
My legs madokie Jun 2015 #34
I would never wear those bigwillq Jun 2015 #36
When I was a youngster..... NCTraveler Jun 2015 #37
I'd also like to induct George Michael into the Shorty Shorts Hall of Fame Arugula Latte Jun 2015 #39
That's something you don't see everyday in today's fashion. Calista241 Jun 2015 #44
His body, his choice. closeupready Jun 2015 #40
they don't look comfortable, but wevs nt geek tragedy Jun 2015 #41
they don't look comfortable, but wevs nt geek tragedy Jun 2015 #41
the one size fits none bagy crap started with shipping containers olddots Jun 2015 #43
lol @ short shorts Go Vols Jun 2015 #45
Annie Lebowitz is feeling weird about her masculinity? MisterP Jun 2015 #46
Never allow religious or television created culture define how you act, what you wear, Zorra Jun 2015 #47
People get invested in the weirdest things. DirkGently Jun 2015 #50
If I squint and lean real close to the screen, I can see the eiffel tower in the first guy's outfit Scootaloo Jun 2015 #51
Who invented pants was smart. Who invented hemlines was a GENIUS. immoderate Jun 2015 #52
Shorts, black socks, and what look like combat boots or oxfords... malthaussen Jun 2015 #53
In the 70s and 80s UglyGreed Jun 2015 #55
 

Travis_0004

(5,417 posts)
1. I just think it makes them look stupid.
Sun Jun 7, 2015, 11:59 PM
Jun 2015

I don't really care about what they wear. It doesn't affect me

 

Travis_0004

(5,417 posts)
8. I realize shorts were once common like that but its not fashionable anymore.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:17 AM
Jun 2015

The one thing you can not change is my opinion, but I realize most people don't care about my opinion and I'm OK with that.

I bike a few thousand miles a year and I wear bike shorts. You might think I look stupid in those, and I would probably agree with you. I just don't want to bike 100 miles in cargo shorts. It would not make for a fun day.

Just wear what makes you happy, but I might still think its a dumb look.

frazzled

(18,402 posts)
10. Unfortunately, they don't wear those anymore
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:18 AM
Jun 2015

Basketball is a lot less fun to watch since they changed from those little tight shorts to the long baggy things.

AndreaCG

(2,331 posts)
54. Ah how I remember those days!
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 06:01 PM
Jun 2015

And miss them terribly. The baggy things current players wear are so unattractive.

 

Katashi_itto

(10,175 posts)
57. I have gotten daring as a Kendoka. I am now going with Short Shorts
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 06:42 PM
Jun 2015

Before:






And Now. Quite daring I think:

Skittles

(171,713 posts)
4. I can never insult people for what they wear
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:05 AM
Jun 2015

because that would mean I am inviting them to evaluate MY fashion sense and THAT is a no-no

Hekate

(100,133 posts)
18. Do they carry Dickies? I used to get those at OSH for my husband because he loved them.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:32 AM
Jun 2015

Then, sadly, they seemed to change manufacturers because the quality went down. Now I just shop Costco. (You may have noticed I buy his wardrobe. The man hates to shop. )

Hekate

(100,133 posts)
17. Okay, the guy in your top photo looks bizarre to me. The business jacket is weird and the shorts....
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:28 AM
Jun 2015

....look like he's about to fall out of them. Ew.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
28. Nice, Sleepaway Camp reference there.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:16 AM
Jun 2015

I don't care what people wear as long as it keeps the stuff covered that should be covered.

Bonobo

(29,257 posts)
22. I have some photos that are cringeworthy.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 02:58 AM
Jun 2015

And those long tube socks up to the knees! What kept our balls hidden?

Behind the Aegis

(56,108 posts)
23. I forgot the damn tube socks!
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:01 AM
Jun 2015

Thankfully, this was before boxer shorts became popular or here could have been all kinds of chaos in the schools!

gollygee

(22,336 posts)
32. That was also my immediate thought. LOL
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 07:25 AM
Jun 2015

Those shorts aren't short shorts by any measure. Especially the ones on the right.

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
14. It was 96 here today I'm sitting here in a pair of shorts right now
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:24 AM
Jun 2015

But mine are nice and baggy, with a lot more ballroom.

Hekate

(100,133 posts)
15. Nice beach community attire. Since I've lived my whole life near the ocean, those guys don't look...
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 12:25 AM
Jun 2015

....strange (well, the shirtless sweater is a bit of an anomaly).

People are really strange.

19. Wear what you like and to hell with whomever doesn't like it!
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 01:45 AM
Jun 2015

Personally I never could care less what's "in fashion". And I'm glad to the silly baggy shorts disappearing. Wear what you like, what you feel good in, and to hell with whomever doesn't like it!

DemocraticWing

(1,290 posts)
26. This has never happened to me, but I've heard similar stories.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:14 AM
Jun 2015

I've heard several guys tell me they were yelled at for being "too feminine" or "too gay" looking, whatever that's supposed to mean. Short shorts prompt that response, as does certain (longer, more well-groomed) hairstyles. Also apparently wearing certain colors.

I think gone are the days where it was near universal for straight men to perform masculinity with verbal (and/or physical) violence towards gay men, but it's not completely dead yet.

MFrohike

(1,980 posts)
30. Ugh
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 04:00 AM
Jun 2015

I'd rather see acid wash come back than nut-huggers. Forgive the crudity, but it's an accurate description of them.

cyberswede

(26,117 posts)
38. I was hoping someone would post a Bobby!
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:22 AM
Jun 2015

My husband has a couple old pairs of short shorts - he wears them around the house sometimes - we call them his "bobbies."

Kinda like "Daisy Dukes" for guys,

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
56. His documentary is on Netflix, now, BTW.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 06:33 PM
Jun 2015

It's worth checking out if you haven't, yet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3692768/

But I agree-- no thread on men in short-shorts would be complete, without Weir.

madokie

(51,076 posts)
34. My legs
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 07:56 AM
Jun 2015

look more like the kid on the right so you won't be catching me wearing short shorts but I have no problem with someone who feels good enough in their skin to wear short shorts. I like my shorts to hit me just about the knee. Speaking of wearing shorts yesterday I wore socks with my shorts for the first time ever. I'm a late comer to the wearing shorts world though as I am or used to be built more like a rail so I avoided them like the plague but with age I put on a few and got a whole hell of a lot more I don't give a shititis what someone says or thinks about me so I wear shorts, A Lot, now.
I'd give anything to look like the guy on the left or in the middle I but realize that day ain't coming so what the heck

ETA: my socks yesterday, I kinda' bunched them up down around my ankles, felt too weird to me to pull them all the way up.
I guess I'm just weird like that

 

NCTraveler

(30,481 posts)
37. When I was a youngster.....
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:13 AM
Jun 2015

those were simply shorts. They may have even been a little long. lol.

Calista241

(5,633 posts)
44. That's something you don't see everyday in today's fashion.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:56 AM
Jun 2015

The men showing more leg and skin than the women.

And those socks are godawful.

 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
43. the one size fits none bagy crap started with shipping containers
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:47 AM
Jun 2015

suplying big box store garbage to malls world wide .Fashion has allways been for the rich so the masses can have a dream of looking fashionably foolish .

Fuck it who wants soup ?

Go Vols

(5,902 posts)
45. lol @ short shorts
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 11:59 AM
Jun 2015

I just got thru mowing while wearing shorts like those.Not quite as short as '60s gym shorts.

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
47. Never allow religious or television created culture define how you act, what you wear,
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 01:59 PM
Jun 2015

or how you express yourself.

Never let money grubbing idiot corporate marketer fools or fanatic skypilots have any control over who you are and what you do.

DirkGently

(12,151 posts)
50. People get invested in the weirdest things.
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 02:20 PM
Jun 2015

I've been around long enough to remember all kinds of men's shorts, because I live in Florida, and I've worn all of them (not at once, mind you.)

Jogging shorts, cord shorts, jean shorts. They go up and down, and everyone acts like the previous version was obscenely short or ridiculously long, until the next trend emerges.

The worst are the tools that make with the "Grown men don't wear short pants hermherm." Popular point of view in cold locations, maybe, but try surviving a summer in the South in your fashionable skinny jeans and you will die. As you should.

Men wear shorts.

 

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)
51. If I squint and lean real close to the screen, I can see the eiffel tower in the first guy's outfit
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 02:52 PM
Jun 2015

malthaussen

(18,567 posts)
53. Shorts, black socks, and what look like combat boots or oxfords...
Mon Jun 8, 2015, 02:55 PM
Jun 2015

... such a classic look.

-- Mal

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