Rick Santorum appearance at Hamlin, Iowa restaurant attracts audience of one

[shenmue]

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Table for Mr. Lou Zer, please?

[joeybee12]

1. That's one too many

[MoonRiver]

2. I heard it's part of his "plan."

[FSogol]

3. "Hi I'm Rick Santorum and I want your vote!" "Um, do you validate parking?"

or "Where's the Men's room?"

[dgibby]

4. His mother? n/t

[shenmue]

6. Nah, a lady from the local Republican Party

[Brother Buzz]

9. I'm no lady!

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

[shenmue]

10. Haaaa! The return of Bob!

How we missed you.

[MineralMan]

5. Surging Santorum!

Oh, the Horror!

[Initech]

7. Ew!!!! Not at a restaurant!

[hifiguy]

8. And that one probably stopped in for a cuppa joe

and has no idea who Frothymix Turtlesex is.

[olddots]

11. this is his Spinal Tap Tour

next week he opens up for a puppet show in a mall food court .

[hifiguy]

12. Maybe he will go over better in Japan?

Worked for Spinal Tap!

[Blue Owl]

17. Leak Like The Wind

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. Laugh now, but next week when TWO people show up,

it'll be reported that "Santorum's support has surged 100% in the last week!"

[on point]

14. There are lies, damn lies and then statistics - Mark Twain

[Oneironaut]

15. It was Nelson the "Ha haaa!" kid

[kairos12]

18. Can you hear me now.