How do you answer this? (from my bro.)

[mwdem]

Did you know?

Did you know that “listen” and “silent” use the same letters?

Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards
Still spells “race car”?

And that “eat” is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate”?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, rag-headed, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-shagging, raggedy-ass Bastards with you.”

How weird is that?

[Brickbat]

1. Why do you think it deserves an answer?

[mwdem]

2. I know.

It's my stupid brother posting annoying bullshit to me, just to get me riled.

[SharonAnn]

37. Send it back saying someone has obviously hacked his email!

[orpupilofnature57]

3. Stop watching fox ,and buy him a book.

[flvegan]

4. Did he know that if you rearrange the letters in "hateful bigot" and add just a few more letters

it spells, "Go fuck yourself you hateful backwoods fuckwit inbred cousin-fucker"

[mwdem]

8. Ohhhh, sweet!

His is my brother, so I'd better be careful. He. is. such. a. dick.

[MuseRider]

34. I should tell you

I just copied your reply. I have seen this and it always angers me and I have never been able to come up with an appropriate response. May I use it? I could even credit you if you like, it is perfect and I love it so much!

[flvegan]

35. Feel free.

You only need credit me if being insulted by a vegan makes it all the worse on them, LOL!

[mwdem]

41. !

[MuseRider]

47. Well the way they react to me

as a vegetarian I can only imagine a vegan would send them over the edge! Livin' large on veggies in beef country! (Except for Mabel in the Chinese Food Restaurant we frequent, she is a real charmer, there is nothing I can't get there without the meat, the only place I can get this wonderful service without a sideways glare)

[mwdem]

39. Hey Muse

yes it is so appropriate. Hope you are doing well in Kansas. I'm leaving Texas soon, heading for Los Angeles. My grandson is in Overland Park, so I will be visiting a lot! What a journey it has been so far!

[MuseRider]

46. It is always good to see you!

Wow, on to LA. What a culture shock it will be when you visit from there.

[DiverDave]

48. DUZY!!

lol

[MrScorpio]

5. Tell him to go eat a donut...

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"Stressed" spelled backwards is "Desserts"

[mwdem]

14. Thank you MrScorpio.

you hold the truth.....

[rurallib]

6. I guess I would say

that my brother would be above racist shit like that.
Until he returns, don't contact me.

[mwdem]

15. I have moved halfway across the country from him..

and will be moving the rest of the way soon! Too bad, I do love him as my bro, but he is a shit!

[NYC_SKP]

7. The best answer is to say nothing, go serve the public in some manner,

And then, if you must, tell them that any combination of letters, in any language, can be combined to spell the word "compassion".

And with a little more work, the same letters can be combined to spell "intelligent", but it takes more work.

[mwdem]

10. This is why I don't go home anymore.

At least my parents are long gone....

[JoePhilly]

9. Ask him why he hates Jesus.

Jesus was a middle eastern immigrant, spoke no English, wore sandals, hung around with criminals and prostitutes ... and oh, he was a Jew too!!

Then point out that God spelled backward is Dog. Radar spelled backward is still radar. And that Jesus healed the sick and never asked for a co-pay, or claimed "pre-existing condition".

[mwdem]

12. I love these replies!

Thanks JoePhilly. (I lived in Philly a few years ago!)

[JoePhilly]

45. I grew up in Philly ... its fun to go back.

[silverweb]

11. I gave one of my brothers his very own mail folder.

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]ALL of his emails skip my inbox and are directed straight to that folder, which goes bold to tell me there's something new in it.

When I'm in the mood, I take a look to see if it's about family, or whether it's just one of his libertarian screeds or forwards. If the former, I respond appropriately. If the latter, I just let it sit.

My blood pressure and my inner serenity are very happy with this arrangement.

[mwdem]

13. I like that!

I may try it.

[DavidDvorkin]

16. My answer would be, "I'm ashamed that you're my brother."

[mwdem]

17. He takes pride in me being ashamed...

he's tried it with my (now grown) children, but I've raised them better than that. He won't give up!

[snacker]

18. Oh my...

he sounds awfully hateful.

[mwdem]

20. I told him

I was glad we were not of Irish descent (we are). We'd be feeling the same shit.

[Politicalboi]

19. Ask him

Are the Indians sending us back to Europe? US, you know the Indian killing, buffalo slaughtering, land stealing, speaking with foreign tongues, disease ridden, disease spreading, assholes with a shitload of anchor babies, and guns?

[mwdem]

21. We are of Cherokee descent.

He is an idiot.

[Politicalboi]

22. Oh LOL!

Never mind.

[mwdem]

23. Thank you!

See!

[Politicalboi]

25. I have a brother who thinks the same

He's got his money, his house, his family. He's got his, now leave. LOL!

[mwdem]

27. You've got it.

....and he doesn't vote! Ever!! Vietnam Vet, knew what was happening there, now this!

[rug]

24. "Dad has something to tell you."

[mwdem]

26. Dad's gone

He is such an asshole. And too old to be doing this shit!

[rug]

30. Sorry.

[mwdem]

33. No problem

Our dad was a silent bigot.

[Boxerfan]

28. Tell him the truth-Republicans sponsored almost all "illegal" immigrants

They had lax border policies that allowed the migrant workers to "do the jobs Americans won't do"...

And they never-EVER- go after the employers of undocumented workers....

Add it up & remember-wasn't it Ronnie that passed the amnesty program. To me tyhis has been a long held plan by the greedy to squash American labor...It has worked all too well.

As Democrats we tend to look at the human aspect- but I do believe the Republican policy of bringing them here to drive down wages should be pointed out whenever the topic comes up.

That good for you?

[mwdem]

31. I love it.

But he never votes. As posted before, he's a VietNam vet, racist as all hell. I don't know why his panties are in a bunch over this. He has always lived in N.C., now S.C. and will never leave.

[richmwill]

29. Did you know that if you remove just one letter from "Brother" it becomes "Bother"? (n/t)

[mwdem]

32. Yeah, that's why I'm moving farther and farther away from him!

He's on the east coast, and I"m moving from Texas to the west coast. No bother!

[Speck Tater]

36. The "Delete" button is your friend.

When I get crap like that from an acquaintance or family member I just delete without comment and without reply. Realistically, nothing you can say will change anything, so why raise your blood pressure over it?

[mwdem]

38. Usually I ignore this.

But this was sent to my brother from the father of the Avette Brothers, who I would hope would not subscribe to this crap!

[jmowreader]

40. This is how you answer this:

"Fuck you, you racist mother fucker. Never send me this kind of shit again."

And then forward it to your mom (if she has e-mail) so she can have one of those little talks with him.

[mwdem]

42. alas, my mom's not alive.

she would probably approve if she was still around...I've had an uphill battle.

[Marr]

43. I'd say his owners rest easy, comfortable in the knowledge that

they can only always hire half the working class to fight the other half of the working class.

[Iggo]

44. If it was my brother, I'd punch him in his racist face.

Your mileage may vary.