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Romney Mitt: The Demon Barber of Cranbrook
MON MAY 14, 2012 AT 06:44 AM PDT
Romney Mitt: The Demon Barber of Cranbrook
byUpper WestFollow
Romney Mitt: The Demon Barber of Cranbrook
Attend the tale of Romney Mitt.
A man devoid of taste or wit.
He roamed the halls with scissors drawn
From past midnight to the next day's dawn.
He did whatever he saw fit.
Did Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cranbrook.
He led a life of wealth and ease.
He knew the very best height for trees.
It all was grand until one day.
He saw a kid that he thought was gay.
Did Romney. Did Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cranbrook.
Hold those scissors tight, Willard,
Cut him down to size.
Trim the locks of all who dare to sodomize.
The deed was done when he was a teen.
It must have been quite the brutal scene.
And though Mitt just forgets it all,
Those friends of his have total recall,
Of Romney. Of Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cranbrook.
Attend the tale of Romney Mitt.
A man devoid of taste or wit.
Apologies, he will not make.
He’s running for office for goodness sake.
Is Romney. Is Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cran. . . brook.
Attend the tale of Romney Mitt.
A man devoid of taste or wit.
He roamed the halls with scissors drawn
From past midnight to the next day's dawn.
He did whatever he saw fit.
Did Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cranbrook.
He led a life of wealth and ease.
He knew the very best height for trees.
It all was grand until one day.
He saw a kid that he thought was gay.
Did Romney. Did Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cranbrook.
Hold those scissors tight, Willard,
Cut him down to size.
Trim the locks of all who dare to sodomize.
The deed was done when he was a teen.
It must have been quite the brutal scene.
And though Mitt just forgets it all,
Those friends of his have total recall,
Of Romney. Of Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cranbrook.
Attend the tale of Romney Mitt.
A man devoid of taste or wit.
Apologies, he will not make.
He’s running for office for goodness sake.
Is Romney. Is Romney Mitt. The Demon Barber of Cran. . . brook.
* based on an anonymous tweet.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/14/1091042/-Romney-Mitt-The-Demon-Barber-of-Cranbrook
