BREAKING: Jeb Bush Hires Yoga Coach So He Can Pull His Head Out Of His Ass, Put It Back At Will

[Miles Archer]

Breaking news, so no link yet.

Kennebunkport, ME: Jeb Bush is taking a break from his 2016 Presidential aspirations to spend time at the Bush family compound in Kennebunkport. Bush was briefly interviewed on Friday afternoon upon his arrival at Portland International Jetport, and was clearly enthusiastic about the Yoga coach he had just hired. "It's SO neat," he enthused, "because now, whenever I want to pull my head out of my ass I can, but if I decide later that I want to go through life with my head up my ass, I can pop it right back in there."

[hifiguy]

1. !!!

[lpbk2713]

2. He might also need some industrial strength cologne.

[LiberalElite]

3. you mean if he just stood up straight

it wouldn't pop back out?

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. I want jeb to be their nominee

which will expose that crime family once and for all.\


JEB doesn't realize all the shit we have found on that family since the 80 and this time real independent media will take him down.

[rurallib]

5. If his bid for president fails, he can be a spokesperson for whatever

shampoo he uses. Wouldn't want to appear in public with - uh - remnants of his previous position.

[Marie Marie]

8. Looking at the three of them,

now there is a Mt Rushmore of Eeeeecccchh. (no offense to the real Mt Rushmore).