Fresh out of Biden jokes, loathsome prick Ted Cruz is tone deaf to current events in SC, too

[Miles Archer]

RED OAK, Iowa - Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) dropped a few gun control jokes during his latest swing through Iowa, days after the shooting deaths of nine people in a Charleston, South Carolina, church.

"You know the great thing about the state of Iowa is, I'm pretty sure you all define gun control the same way we do in Texas -- hitting what you aim at," Cruz said at a town hall meeting Friday in Red Oak.

Before a crowd of nearly 70 people, Cruz recalled a recent excursion to a gun range in New Hampshire that had fully automatic machine guns.

"My wife, Heidi, who is a petite, 5'2 California blonde, she was standing at the tripod unloading the full machine gun with a pink baseball cap that said 'armed and fabulous,'" he said.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/20/ted-cruz-gun-control-charleston_n_7628960.html

[shenmue]

1. Duh

[hifiguy]

2. Human sewage.

How the hell did someone thus blatantly idiotic get through both Princeton and Harvard Law?

[gwheezie]

3. He's trying to out trump the donald

No one is paying attention to him, he's never going to be president.

[sufrommich]

4. Jesus. They simply do not care.

Guns are fun.

[Rex]

5. Is California blonde supposed to be an insult? I cannot tell with Cruz, all words from his mouth

are like raw sewage. How anything like Cruz got into the spotlight, is a testemant to how far American politics has fallen into the trash can.

He has to be one of the most mean spirited persons I've ever read about.

[flygal]

6. I think he's playing to the gop base white vote with that California blonde comment.

I can't imagine why else he needed to describe her.

[CBGLuthier]

7. Loathsome Pricks is one of my favorite Larry McMurtry novels.

Sorry just thought I would see if I could make a better joke than that asshole.

[Miles Archer]

9. Mission accomplished.

[MrScorpio]

8. Has he forgotten that he's running for president?

I thought that Romnuts was an incompent campaigner, but the Tedster takes it to a whole other level.

[Sunlei]

10. children of the Lords never grow up, show off their woman & squander $500+ to shoot rental guns

wish there was a $10 per round Federal tax on each bullet.

[SaranchaIsWaiting]

11. Horrid creature. No words.