Tagg "Weasel" Romney tweets on "Big Hearted Mitt," and "the caricature the Dems are hoping to paint"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Tagg Romney ? @tromney

Mitt Romney as his friends know him vs. the caricature the Dems are hoping to paint: Big-Hearted Mitt http://bit.ly/K8ENrR

http://twitter.com/#!/tromney

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Oh, yeah, a real sweetheart.

You're a mean one, Mr. Mitt.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Mitt.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Mitt.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Mitt.

I wouldn't touch you with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Mitt.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Mitt.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Mitt.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Mitt.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
Stink. Stank. Stunk.

You're a rotter, Mr. Mitt.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Mitt.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Mitt.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Mitt.

You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

[spanone]

2. tagg? really?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Are they somehow related to the Palins?

Tagg, Trip, Truck, Tort, Tusk, whatever.

[TlalocW]

7. Excuse me, the Palin kids are...

Bristol, uh... Cornmeal... Mailbox, Fireplug, aaaaaand... Spoon.

TlalocW

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. One of the tweets on his Twitter page said...

"Tagg Romney. a Romney, a Palin, or both?"

I wanted to post "He's a PALIN the ass."

But I didn't.

[sufrommich]

5. If I had a Daddy who deposited 250 million

in my bank account,I would call him big hearted too.

[cr8tvlde]

6. Any relation to Tripp, Trig, Trap

and Tagg or whatever...what is it with politicians and goat fairy tales...that would include Bush's 9-11 reading material in the elementary classroom. And they laughed at Barack Obama. Maybe I'm just an old-fasioned fuddy duddy, but good lord, whatever happened to John and Matt and George and Ron. Reminds me of Vanity License Plates. And then to add Weasel????

But in all fairness, looking at the Tweets, they are pretty homey and seems like a nice family...just hopefully not the First Family !!