Caption Mitt

[Kadie]

This reminds me of one of those late night infomercials.

[zazen]

1. A 21st century drone programmed to reduce communities to rubble,

standing next to a Cessna.

[liberal N proud]

2. It's really a difficult time for me, I have to choose which plane to fly in.

[yurbud]

6. that's a winner

[NatBurner]

3. my wife flies a couple of gulfstreams, actually

[geardaddy]

4. If you follow my plan

you won't have to go through TSA screening ever again!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. Look, I'm a runway model, showing off my chic new line of Mormon door-to-door attire

Just like old old days except I've traded in my bicycle for a gulfstream.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "Isn't it beautiful? No people, buildings, just a scorched-earth, barren look"

[intaglio]

8. That smile looks pained

"My magic underwear has ridden right up my crack"

Or maybe he is just confused,
"I didn't know they made aircraft that small"

[HopeHoops]

9. "I'm just your average guy heading for his private jet."

[pinboy3niner]

10. "I can't wait 'til the runway and private jet elevator at the mansion are finished."

[XemaSab]

11. I *am* looking casual!

[monmouth]

13. "You'll like the way you look."....n/t

[IDemo]

12. "Seamus is gonna love it up there!"

[zazen]

14. ding ding ding we have a winner!!

[SmileyRose]

15. me too - I can't top that..........