Mother Jones magazine gives us the Antonin Scalia Insult Generator!

[FSogol]

Antonin Scalia didn't mince words in his dissenting opinion on Friday's Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage. The conservative justice called his colleague Anthony Kennedy's opinion for the majority "as pretentious as its content is egotistic," adding that it diminished "this Court's reputation for clear thinking and sober analysis." Over the last three decades, he has peppered his dissents (for the most part) with put-downs of his colleagues, plaintiffs, or whatever it was he was angry about on the day of writing. And now, with Mother Jones' handy Scalia Insult Generator™, you can create your own!

Try it here:

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/antonin-scalia-insult-generator?tmp=1&0=1&1=6&2=4

Here's mine: "This ad-hocery is Supreme Court peek-a-boo."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Love it!

"This Alfred Hitchcock line of our jurisprudence is the latest stage of prophylaxis built upon prophylaxis, producing a veritable fairyland castle of imagined constitutional restriction upon law enforcement."

[FSogol]

3. The insults are all built from actual Scalia quotes.

[MattBaggins]

2. This one is perfect for DU

The nearest hippie will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed.

[KamaAina]

4. Slate chimes in with the Antonin Scalia "Sick Burn" Generator!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026909736

[FSogol]

5. LOL: “One would think that FSogol's brain is pretentious and jaw-dropping. Impossible possibility!"

[Gothmog]

6. Scalia has been going senile for some time now

[femmocrat]

7. "The Supreme Court peek-a-boo is legalistic argle-bargle."