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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Everything's a writhing pit of sins!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Keith Ablow!!!
Dr. Keith ("Snakes survive all my dreams." Ablow is saying: "You're right,. Elizabeth, with all these gender equality laws and cultural mandates and other pressures, it's no wonder a man feels like he can hit a woman in a bar. . . . And in some sick way, she probably enjoyed it. The way my little tummy would feel when Dad would snap his belt twice before he laid into it! . . . And then the little sissy-pants he made me put on. . . . So now multicolored fangs dripping venom are a staple of my dreams. . . . At least we can thank God, Elizabeth, that I'm as sane as I am!!! "
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Above CAPTION based loosely on the following Media Matters story with a Fox clip:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/07/08/fox-news-doctor-gender-equality-means-men-can-n/204295
skip fox
(19,359 posts)'Is Obama evil or simply criminally insane?' . . . Nicely put! . . Well, it's my professional opinion that . . . "
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)That is the context in which they define We Report, You Decide.
MisterP
(23,730 posts)yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)and hyphenate.
yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)Okay how is this guy not fired right now?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)so he didn't say precisely this. But as CAPTIONers everywhere, I try to channel what my subject is really thinking, or what he would say if he thought he could get away with it, or if he lost all sane filtration, or . . . All for satiric purposes, of course.
Rex
(65,616 posts)"And the fuckwads at home watching us will be startled by my words, but then they will just go back to pretend reading the bible or reload some shotgun shells OR make funny faces in MS Paint with Obama's face. We have systematically destroyed their attention span with meaningless drivel about current events to the extent that their very souls are like dead shells on the beach. Thankfully the majority of them have no idea what I am talking about since they are mostly double digit IQ dwellers...am I right guys?"
Laughs and nods of approval as viewers drool on the remote.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)Nah I get my own hate mail, I have a fan base on twitter.