Should Donald Trump win the GOP nomination who should he take as a running mate?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

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	Sarah Palin
	6 (35%)
	Joe the Plumber
	0 (0%)
	Sheriff Joe Arpaio
	2 (12%)
	Ann Coulter
	0 (0%)
	Louie Gohmert
	3 (18%)
	Herman Cain
	1 (6%)
	Steve King
	0 (0%)
	Mike Huckabee
	0 (0%)
	Carly Fiorina
	0 (0%)
	Other
	5 (29%)
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[udbcrzy2]

1. Geraldo Rivera

His mustache would match Trumps hair.

[fadedrose]

10. NJ Gov. Chris Christie

[Hassin Bin Sober]

50. I was thinking Clyde the orangutan from Every Which Way But Loose - same reason

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Louie Gohmert.

[Vincardog]

3. Ann Colter cause her books have been publishing his rascist fantasies for years.

[Warren DeMontague]

75. Seriously. Can you imagine?

Almost no one would vote for them, but the GOP base would spend the entire election in a gooey post-orgasmic hate trance.

[TeddyR]

4. Arpaio

Two crazies = the perfect Republican ticket. Though I wouldn't mind seeing Palin on the national stage again. She's probably the worst (and most entertaining) national candidate I've ever seen. The witch who ran for senate in Delaware was pretty awesome too.

[calimary]

5. LOVE the paw!!!

The PAW!!!

Reminds me of the Soupy Sales show.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Is birth on this planet a requirement?

Just wonderin' - it is a partnership with The Donald, after all.

[bravenak]

7. Bill O'Reilly.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Zell Miller

[brer cat]

31. I understand from the locals

that Zell has alzheimer's. It probably isn't disqualifying for the republicans, but personally I have decided to leave him alone.

[Brother Buzz]

9. Christine (I am not a witch) O'Donnell

She's got spunk and she'll be comedy gold in the VP debates.

[padfun]

11. You should have Ted Cruz on there

especially since Teddy seems to be kissing the Donald's ass.

[AverageGuy]

40. + 1, Cruz would be the smart political choice

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

12. Oily Taterz

[udbcrzy2]

15. BWHAAAA

I had almost forgotten about her. She would be a good one, twins really

[bluedigger]

46. I don't think she's eligible due to unnaturalness or sumpin'.

[jmowreader]

57. Not eligible. Born in the Soviet Union.

How about Michael Milken, the perfect GOP vice-presidential contender? He's greedy, free of moral scruples and a known crook.

[Beringia]

13. one of his kids, Donald Jr or Ivanka

I think is he a good father by the way. I like watching Celebrity Apprentice, against my better judgement.

[Chan790]

42. Well, he did say he'd date his daughter...

“It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Read more at http://m.snopes.com/donald-trump-date-daughter/#bk0gtUZLcI2TIrTD.99

[Beringia]

44. I believe it

[hifiguy]

14. This character seems the most appropriate choice

[kysrsoze]

16. Lyndon LaRouche

[madokie]

17. What ever that thing on his head is would get my vote :-)

[GreatGazoo]

18. Gary Busey

[Ken Burch]

37. Gary would bring some sanity to the ticket. n/t.

[vankuria]

19. Josh Duggar

and if he's not available the duck dynasty guy.

[jmowreader]

59. The Duck Dynasty guy yes, Josh Duggar no

Josh Duggar is eight years too young to be vice president - he would have to be 35, and he's 27.

The Duck Dynasty guy is a possibility, and I'm surprised he isn't running already.

[vankuria]

69. I thought of Josh Duggar

because of a statement I had just read where Trump said his daughter Ivanka was so beautiful and if she wasn't his daughter he'd date her (ick!).

[jmowreader]

72. Give him a couple of years...

He'll lay low for a bit, then pop up in a county that's almost uniformly fundamentalist Christian, claim God has given him a "new heart," and run for Congress. The sick shit is, he could very well win.

[spanone]

20. this guy!!!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

35. Um, no...

[Agnosticsherbet]

21. He said he was joking about Oprah Winfrey

I suspect they will offer it to an utlrawealhty CEO.

[Jamaal510]

22. If he chooses Rand Paul,

they could be the Fur Ticket; "Fast and Furryous 2016".

[Initech]

23. Bozo The Clown

[DemocratSinceBirth]

24. You ladies and gentlemen don't seem to be treating my query with the seriousness it deserves.

eom

[brer cat]

33. I would seriously like to suggest

the cat that is combing his comb-over.

[Jim Lane]

58. You're right. Most of the comments take your query TOO seriously. (n/t)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

66. I am torn between the two Joes, Arpaio and The Plumber, you?/nt

[Jim Lane]

71. I'm undecided until I see their birth certificates. (n/t)

[Salviati]

25. His toupee

It is the power behind the throne...

[libdem4life]

26. Oh come on, it's obvious. Himself. And he'll probably tuck the Secretary of State

in there, too, because he already knows all the answers. Hell, he'd be bored.

[treestar]

79. lol!

Thread win!

[Takket]

27. he should hold a special addition of The Apprentice to pick one lol

[still_one]

28. Donald Trump. No one else would get along with Trump except Trump

[Warpy]

29. A mirror

It's the only one whose advice he'll ever take.

[El Supremo]

30. James Traficant

Too bad he's dead.

[Ken Burch]

36. Yeah...he'd have been "the hair apparent". n/t.

[Reter]

54. Aww, I liked him 20 years ago

RIP.

[ananda]

32. Ted Cruz

pleeze

lol

[pamela]

34. Meatloaf or Omarosa

Ben Carson. Gary Busey. Josh Duggar.

[Uncle Joe]

38. The man that sings this song.

Thanks for the thread, DemocratSinceBirth.

[JHB]

39. Kelsey Grammer

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Sideshow Bob 2016!



The Donald gives it a thumbs-up!

[LostOne4Ever]

41. His Toupee' (nt)

[Tanuki]

43. Meatloaf. He was such an asset to the Romney campaign!

[bluedigger]

45. Clint Eastwood

God, I want to see him in a debate. It would make my day.

[Rex]

47. I doesn't really matter, video footage of favor by the Cat God means he will

at least win the Golden Furball Award for best squeaky toy. What is better than that?

[Avalux]

48. Why isn't Ted Nugent on that list? I pick him.

A train wreck couldn't get any better than that.

[Johonny]

49. You have to watch the whole season of Trump! to see which celebrity starved idiot

wins.

[99Forever]

51. Larry the Cable Guy

At least Larry is entertaining, in a hokey redneck sort of way.

[tymorial]

52. David Duke.

two peas in a pod.

[Reter]

53. Be more specific

Who should he take from a strategic point, or who should he pick so we can laugh and not have to worry about losing the election?

[freshwest]

55. The ghost of hair long past. n/t

[daleanime]

56. Zombie Raygun

[donco]

60. ODD Todd Akin

isn't doing anything now.I believe he's available.

[pugetres]

61. We won't find out who the new Veep will be

until after the Season Finale of the The Apprentice - VP 2016.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

62. His hairdresser, "Blind" Willy Bumblethumbs.

[malikr25898]

63. definitely Ann Coulter. Those 2 would be a match made in heaven.

I would LOVE to see Trump actually win the nomination for the 2016 election. If he gets nominated, a Democratic victory is 100% certain. I'll make sure to actually say "You're Fired!" when I see his face on tv after he loses. Ha.

[treestar]

80. Welcome to DU!

[Faryn Balyncd]

65. Leona Helmsley

[Scuba]

67. Kid Rock.

[First Speaker]

68. General Francisco Franco...

...there are rumors he's not a native-born American, but hey! If Obama was born in Kenya, General Franco can be born in the USA... As for the rumors that he's still dead, these are outrageous slanders. There are people who claim that Nixon is dead! The media can get people to believe anything...

[Stellar]

70. I prefer Herman Cain...

Because the Donald talks so much that all Herman has to say when he's asked a question is 9 - 9 - 9....

[lame54]

73. Palin - "Your Fired-I Quit 2016"

[Warren DeMontague]

74. I hear Carrot Top is available.

[pinboy3niner]

76. Miley Cyrus would turn him down...

Even though he Came In Like A Wrecking Ball.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

77. The alien symbiant living beneath his scalp whose tentacles we see on his head

It's an illegal alien, though, from Mars.

[benld74]

78. His EGO

[lunatica]

81. In all gratitude he should have Sara Palin as VP

Although she might well be the only person who can upstage him. She screeches louder than he does.

[rurallib]

82. Steve King of Iowa - it's like they share a brain

and not a very big one.