Since the GOP brought up Rev. Wright, let's talk about Mitt Romney's crazy preacher: Mitt Romney!

[backscatter712]

Remember that Romney is a bishop in the Mormon church.

Remember that he threatened to have a single woman excommunicated if she didn't give her baby up for adoption.

Remember that he tried to block a woman from having an abortion to save her life, even though the Mormon church approved the procedure.

You want to talk about crazy-assed preachers, I'll show you crazy!

[Warren Stupidity]

1. We won't.

Our fearless leaders will decide to take the high ground and while Obama is being dragged through a vast cesspool of total bullshit, we will be pushing issues and policy points. They will be manipulating emotional pressure points in the population, we will be winning debating points at Oxford.

[dimbear]

2. Cheer-led for the Viet Nam War, then sat it out in Paris.

Over there in gay Paree, trying to save the French from the evils of Catholicism. And Chardonay. And ciggies.

Tell us, Bishop Romney. How many Frenchmen did you save from mainline Christianity?

[Angry Dragon]

3. Willard the Predator

attacking kids with long hair
protesting people against the war
attacking heathens in France
firing workers

[backscatter712]

4. And helping fund Prop H8, attacking womens' rights...

He's a direct descendant of one of Joseph Smith's Mormon Twelve Apostles. His fellow Mormons think he's filling some sort of prophecy.