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Sun Jul 26, 2015, 06:51 PM

BREAKING: Operation Jade Helm Claims First Civilian Casualty

Porter, TX, – According to multiple sources, Operation Jade Helm 15 has claimed it’s first civilian casualty Saturday night just east of Porter, Texas.

Around 7:15 p.m. Saturday, Pct. 4 Deputy Constable Buford Gleason and two Montgomery County Sheriff’s Deputies responded to a suspicious person call at the Wal-Mart located at 23561 US 59 in Porter. Montgomery County dispatch warned deputies a white male wearing a camouflage jacket was seen donning body armor and circling his SUV, which he also moved several times.

Two heavily armed individuals belonging to a local ‘patriot militia’ group soon arrived on scene to assist law enforcement. Upon their arrival the suspect reportedly took off from the Wal-Mart parking lot and a high speed chase ensued.

Burt Williams, leader of ‘Porter Patriots 4 Truth’ (PP4T) reports they chased the suspect back to Sunnyvale mobile home park, east of Porter. It was then Burt claims shots were first fired. “We heard a shot coming from one of the trailers and took cover behind our vehicle. Shortly afterwards I hear across the deputy’s radio a stand down order given, and sure enough, they told us to go home.”

Read more: http://conservativefrontline.com/breaking-operation-jade-helm-claims-first-civilian-casualty/

[font color=330099]My apologies for the source. The details of who was killed and the circumstances appear later in the article.

ETA: Apparently the story is a parody.[/font]

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TexasTowelie Jul 2015 OP
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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Sun Jul 26, 2015, 06:59 PM

1. Buford Gleason, nice

I love to watch Smokey and the Bandit just for his one liners.

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Response to Archae (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 26, 2015, 07:43 PM

4. That should have its own thread

I wonder how long it would last.y

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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Sun Jul 26, 2015, 07:21 PM

3. PP4T

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