Please come CAPTION Ol' Lonesome-Roads Beck.

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "And then those stupid mutts at Fox said they couldn't stand me either. So now I'm here! On my own. My own t.v. station, my own ideas, and my own staff. But most important, my own audience. I'm doing great!!! Hell, we got five letters yesterday alone!"

[sakabatou]

1. "And then suddenly, I found out my mic is a Klondike Bar."

[skip fox]

2. "Here's how I know I'm on the right track. A hundred yards from this one-room studio

Death Valley begins. . . . Hmmm, . . . a desert. . . . Isn't that where all the great prophets came from? . . . It's like destiny or something. . . . What do ya think?"

[lonestarnot]

10. ROFLMAO!

[skip fox]

3. "It's crazy to call me a failure. It's all relative. For example,

when I was a shameless, seedy, self-hating drunk I was lower than I am now. So, . . . it's relative, see?"

[SmileyRose]

4. As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

[Wounded Bear]

5. OMG....just thinking about that episode makes me LOL...

[SmileyRose]

7. I know it's an insult to Les comparing Beck to him

Les was a very nice man though not very competent.

Beck is just a fucking fuck.

But every time I see Beck I can't help but think of Les.

[DefenseLawyer]

6. This tape on the floor shows where the walls to my office will be

when I get my own office.

[matt819]

8. He looks vaguely familiar

Did he used to be somebody?

[gratuitous]

9. No.