Sure as Sunday! A clarion call to all: Please come CAPTION Mitt-less the Witless.

[skip fox]

Mitt-less is thinking: "I pledge allegiance to the stockholder and to the profit-share for which he stands, one corporation with tax exemptions for all and to all a good night. Yada-yada."

[treestar]

1. OK here is where I have to pretend to have a heart. I think it's supposed to be on the left

side of my chest.

[Historic NY]

2. Where's his flag pin?

[jehop61]

3. The Missus

looks like she has a sudden case of heartburn.

[skip fox]

4. Mitt-less is thinking: "'One nation for all'???? Who the hell

they think they're kiddin'? It's for anybody who's got the money to buy it, or for anybody who can twist the nation's nipples till it barks, or for anybody who can create an empire of lies, or can milk the mutts who believe in in a metaphysical reality and a right-and-wrong to things, or can feed the spuds a narrative predicated upon man's worse nature so that they can see themselves as in a mirror and think they are alive. . . . . Hell, it's for plenty of people, but a million miles away from 'all.'"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. Honey, does your underwear itch,too?

[lunatica]

6. Reminder to self: Must look Presidential

Must look Presidential. Must look Presidential. Oh shit! Is that where my heart is? Yes! Thank God! Must look Presidential...