Interesting discussion I had with my mom tonight about Trump

[Picking Dem]

We both agreed that if he's the President, we're moving abroad.

(sorry, wasn't sure of the spelling)

[Cleita]

1. Aboard what?

[Xipe Totec]

4. tsk! tsk!

You naughty spelling nazi.

[Cleita]

7. Guilty. I am.

But best get the newbies trained in before the bees attack.

[Xipe Totec]

8. Oh no! Too late!

[Cleita]

9. I was too late. eom

[pinboy3niner]

6. An ark is my guess

:

[Cleita]

10. I hope he can fit all of us on it.

[KingCharlemagne]

25. We're going to need a bigger Ark! - nt

[Xipe Totec]

2. I doubt it will go that far

But if it does, I'm sure the first act of the incoming congress would be to impeach him.

Nobody hates this asshole more than the Republican establishment.

[Cleita]

11. You think we will have a Republican Congress?

Damn that is worse than anything.

[Xipe Totec]

12. Gerrysalamandering and all, it's a possibility... nt

[Cleita]

14. We got rid of the Gerrystuff in my state, CA. We have problems still, a lot of them, but

it's so great to have some good politicians now in office. Sure we still have some tea baggers to take care of. I hope the other states follow us.

[Xipe Totec]

15. Ojalá - Spanish for I hope

From Arabic وشاء اللّٰه (wa-šā’ allāh) ("and may God will it&quot

[Cleita]

16. Por seguro. Ojalá. eom

[NanceGreggs]

3. Moving aboard what exactly?

[Shandris]

5. While I can kind of get into the whole oil rig reclamation gig...

...I'm not sure I'd recommend it quite yet. Hideo Kojima might be able to give you some pointers though!

(Can't blame you a bit, but I'd do that either way.)

Edit: "That" meaning "moving abroad"

[Juicy_Bellows]

13. Don't pack up just yet. Trump has no intention of winning in my opinion.

Once it gets closer to the nomination he'll likely get out of the way. He doesn't want the job, just the attention.

[DFW]

17. Remember the old theme to The Mickey Mouse Club? Here's the Trump update:

Who campaigns like he cares
Not for you or me?
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Who spouts off, has no clue
On foreign po-li-cy?
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)
Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)

A helicopter just to get him
High, high, high, high!

Come along and sing his song
Toss poor folks in the street
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Go and trash all Mexico,
Repeat it in a Tweet!
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P!

Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)
Mickey Mouse (Donald Trump!)

A helicopter just to get him
High, high, high, high!

M-I-C……….see all that hair?
K-E-Y………..why? Because you can’t see anything else!
T-R-U-M-P!

[Picking Dem]

18. ROFL

I love that riff. Did you make that up?

[DFW]

23. I did indeed

Guilty as charged.

[Mnemosyne]

19. I miss the DUzies. Great parody, DFW!

[lovemydog]

21. rofl

[Person 2713]

20. Where would you go?

[cwydro]

22. Unless you have a dual nationality,

you may find that more difficult than you think.

[treestar]

24. Very true

Why do Americans always think other countries can't wait to take them?

The first time we moved to Canada was when Nixon won. My Dad was cool back then and he wanted out with the 1968 election results!

[cwydro]

26. I know, right?

I'm lucky enough to have a dual citizenship, but it's a huge deal to move to another country.

I don't think Trump would make me do it, but another Bush...a Cruz...Huckabee...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. If he wins, I'm moving to Canada. But not just anywhere in Canada......

Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon, Canada.

But only if they elect this guy:

Funny thing about Wyatt Scott is that when you go to his website, he actually takes a lot of common sense, good positions.

So in America, a guy we've all heard about runs for public office, says really crazy shit, and then proposes really crazy nonsensical shit. Meanwhile in Canada, a guy no one ever heard of makes a really crazy silly political ad, and proposes some good common sense proposals.