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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Is it a 'hanky' or a 'tissue'? I can't keep them straight." Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

Sarah ("Make mine a triple"
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU post with a lovely clip of vacuous tongue wagging:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017288177
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"Is it a 'hanky' or a 'tissue'? I can't keep them straight." Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Aug 2015
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skip fox
(19,502 posts)1. "Preparing foreign policy as well as future economic planning
could be done much more effectively if politicians remembered what my mother used to tell me: 'You never know when you'll need a tissue.'"
Brother Buzz
(39,698 posts)2. And if there is no God, who pushes up the next Kleenex?
skip fox
(19,502 posts)4. sweet
tblue37
(68,341 posts)8. The tide does it. The tide goes in. The tide goes out.
You can't explain that, but you can be sure that as long as this mysterious process continues, your next Kleenex will be there when you need it.
God never gives a person more snot than he/she can handle with the tissue God provides!
skip fox
(19,502 posts)3. Sarah Palin is saying:
"Well, Greta, I've been thinking maybe Secretary of State because of how I can see Russia from my kitchen window and everything."
Johonny
(25,750 posts)5. I can't wait to be in Trump's cabinet. He hasn't told me if it will be the kitchen
or the bedroom, but either way it will be nice to be bringing my talents to the white house.
dembotoz
(16,922 posts)6. IS his cabinet where he keeps the booze??
spanone
(141,214 posts)7. sarah's right, when Gandhi was president, things were great!!!!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)9. "That woman
is an IDIOT." Keith Olbermann
Sunlei
(22,651 posts)10. Odd what I guess is boxtox? Odd what it does to half her face. Her hair bump off to the side, makes
her face balance look even worse then it is.
Maybe they can do extra treatments on the right side to lift everything up and flatten the right side hair bump.
