Details of George W. Bush's re-emergence schedule released

[underpants]

Following what many have called his "triumphant" return to New Orleans to commemorate the 10th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina the Bush Presidential Library released details of his upcoming appearance schedule.

September - Iraq - walking tour and photo opportunities for the grateful people of Baghdad

October - Wall Street - a highly anticipated return to the center of his economic legacy
October - undisclosed - fund raiser for a Presidential candidate. Specifics to be released later

November - Cleveland - off year? There is no off year for Democracy! Reenactment of the resilency of the Democratic spirit. Reenactors please arrive a 6am - former President Bush will make himself available later that afternoon.

New Event Just added!
November - Utah - Former President Bush will tour the site of the NSA Super Intelligence Collection Computer. Speech by Former Vice President Dick Cheney on national security in this new American century to follow


Southern swing
December - Florida - formerly occupied neighborhood specifics to be released later. Prior residents will be able to enjoy a town hall meeting with the former President to discuss "the good old days".

December - Atlanta - the former President will pay homage to his decision to attend the birthday celebrations for the late Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Standup political fundraising dinner (choice hot dogs or burgers) in Atlanta and New Orleans HE'S BACK AGAIN! to follow at undisclosed locations.

SURPRISE Northern trip
December -Washington DC - Previous site of Walter Reed Military Hospital which was closed after his time in office. Open forum on improving the current state of health care for active duty and Veterans of our Armed Forces.

December - New York City - The big one! Former President Bush will replicate his historic speech to the firefighters and rescue personnel following the attacks of 9/11. Authentic rubble from the Presidential Library's private collection will be on site and available for the public to view.

[Scuba]

1. I'm looking forward to his re-reading of "My Pet Goat."

[underpants]

2. New event in November just added!

[pinboy3niner]

3. I'm looking forward to a reprise of the hurled shoes

[rbrnmw]

9. yes please

[PatrickforO]

4. Too bad he doesn't want to visit the Hague.

Because he's a war criminal.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Have you sent him the brochure?

[yeoman6987]

6. He probably could visit The Hague and walk out the door after the tour.

How on earth could president busy get arrested and charged in a place we have nothing to do with? Impossible! I see this all the time but many will be disappointed over and over again.

[PatrickforO]

11. I stand corrected, at least in part.

Here's a link from politifact, which points out that it is very unlikely Bush and Cheney would be arrested overseas due to fear of backlash in US foreign policy, and asserts there are NO outstanding warrants for the arrest of either of these amoral lizards.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jul/17/facebook-posts/are-george-w-bush-dick-cheney-unable-visit-europe-/

However, the article also points out that 'In 2005 Donald Rumsfeld nearly pulled out of a conference in Germany until receiving prosecutors’ assurances that he wouldn’t be arrested, according to the Guardian.' So it isn't that far fetched, though Rumsfeld is admittedly a lesser lizard.

[skip fox]

7. January - Dallas, TX

Former President Bush to attend The Query Convention at The George W. Bush Presidential Library and actively participate in the "What Legacy?" panel. Tapes of authentic babel from his presidency will be available for public listening.

[pinboy3niner]

8. How could we pass up the chance to get living his story?

[KansDem]

10. "September - Iraq - "

Really? I imagine security will be extremely tight. Or there'll be paid actors portraying happy Iraqis dancing in the streets and throwing flowers.

I don't see a visit to GitMo on his itinerary.

[eppur_se_muova]

12. "Reemergence" makes it sound like he was pupating underground, sucking the sap from tree roots ....

... before finally burrowing upward into the sunlight and shedding his old exoskeleton.

[underpants]

15. Well.......

Kinda has been

[Martin Eden]

13. I'd like GW to read the poem I wrote to him when he left office:

What I'd say to his face if I could:


I'd tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You'd take pleasure in your behind

I'd like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should suffer all the grief and pain
Of your misbegotten war

Though I could never make you think
Or feel, or understand
I'll take solace when I hear your name
Cursed throughout the land

From inside a lonely prison cell
Dark and bare and cold
Where every day you pay for your crimes
Until you're sick, heartbroken, and old

Then when you finally leave the Earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You're going straight to hell

[underpants]

14. Well done