Do the Mods have to work tomorrow?

[taterguy]

Asking for no particular reason.

[Oneironaut]

1. GD Food fight at 8:00 AM tomorrow. Shh... Tell no one.

[monmouth4]

2. Too early, I'm calling in sick....n/t

[TexasTowelie]

5. Too late.

So at that time of the morning does it mean that Taterguy is slinging hash?

[RobertEarl]

3. Yes they do work on Labor day

They get paid double overtime. Plus an an extra vacation day. If the MOds don't work on Labor day they get lowered back into MIRT class and are made to wash the Hosts' feet.

[TexasTowelie]

4. That's good to know because I didn't see it in the DU Forum Hosts Policies, Procedures and Benefits

handbook.

Skinner is going to make me wealthy!

[RobertEarl]

7. It's a secret

Not everyone is told every thing.

My feet were so clean last year I bought new shoes to hold them.

[TexasTowelie]

8. And here I am

thinking that I've been a good minion host. I'll probably find a lump of coal in my Christmas stocking too. Oh well.

[RobertEarl]

10. Well

You keep working hard, keep your nose clean and make sure debates continue unfettered on DU and one day you too can be a MOD!!

[TexasTowelie]

6. In anticipation that you are going to post disruptive meta

there have already been two dozen alerts received in the Forum Hosts folder. Keep in mind that the answer to all questions is 42.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Yes, but the Rockers have the day off. Better union.

[Crabby Appleton]

11. The Mockers will be on duty, as usual. nt

[onehandle]

12. I'm posting nothing but porn starting at Noon. You have all been warned.

But now you have to worry about what I consider porn.

[Agschmid]

18. Gun porn?

I kid... I kid...

[malaise]

13. OMFG - welcome back

How's the tunnel???

[scarletwoman]

15. Shhhhhhhh!!! Don't bring up the damn tunnel!!!

[malaise]

17. Hahahahaha

[taterguy]

21. Welcome back? Where was I?

I get confused about these things.

[malaise]

23. Don't know but I'm really glad to see you

[scarletwoman]

14. No, but if you're around they may have to make an exception.

Hey man, wonderful to see you!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

16. what is this, 1967?

[Agschmid]

19. Acoording to my union rep, I have the day off.

[PoliticAverse]

20. Because of people like you yes. n/t

[struggle4progress]

22. Rule #1 in the Modbook says: "You work today and get tomorrow off"