"I can even f*rt whole passages from the Bible." . . . Please come CAPTION Kim Davis!!!

[skip fox]

Kim (Saint Kimberly) Davis is saying: "Now I know what Daniel felt like in the lion's den, or Jonah in the belly of the whale. . . . It was like being tortured by the demons of Satan for my faith, . . . and with only my religion to sustain me. . . . It was like forty days in the wilderness except it was inside, air-conditioned, with television and meals three times a day, but it was horrible nonetheless. . . .With God's help, I made it through alive and, more importantly,with my faith intact. . . . Praise Jesus!"

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Above CAPTION based on the release of the Kentucky clerk who refused to issue marriage licensees to gay couples.

[BlueJazz]

1. When these crazies start talking about "Demons of Satan" I want to call the State Hospital.

[rurallib]

2. "I think Huckabee wants to marry me. Time for another divorce - it's God's will"

[underpants]

4. LOL

[underpants]

3. You think I had a bad week? *I* told the OathKeepers no thanks and to go home

My God, even I think that's embarassing.

[skip fox]

5. Kim Davis is saying:

"I carry around an eleven-foot pole just in case Jesus comes down and won't touch me with a ten-foot one."