*******Unofficial Kiddie Table Debate Thread*******

[nolabear]

Oh, why the hell not...

[nolabear]

1. Jesus, that plane! It's like watching "Airplane!" Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

[NuclearDem]

2. More soda in the cafeteria!

[nolabear]

3. Did they really arrange them according to height?

Nice plane, though...

[Happyhippychick]

4. Santorum is crying during the NA

[nolabear]

5. Think there are enough CNN logos on there?

The plane is covered in them.

[Happyhippychick]

6. Pataki brought up Reagan 2.4 seconds into his first sentence

[nolabear]

8. Yessir!

[nolabear]

7. Boy, Reagan invoked in under 30 seconds!

I know it's his library and his plane, but that was fast.

[leftofcool]

90. Was this a seance or a debate?

[complain jane]

9. Santorum's running?

Not even joking. Forgot all about him.

[nolabear]

13. I always mix him and Walker up. And Perry.

[TheCowsCameHome]

43. Poor choice of words there.

Well, not really.

[nolabear]

10. Oh boy, Jindal. And Graham bows to Reagan. And bombs.

Lindsey loves him a bomb.

[PeaceNikki]

11. Fuck. Why am I watching this????!;

[nolabear]

14. Because Jindal is jumping in Trump's shit just like we hoped he would.

It's crack.

[PeaceNikki]

49. I just can't even anymore. I'm going to watch last night's Late Show.

Jake Gyllenhaal is so much better to look at.

[katmondoo]

12. Who will do the most to make life miserable for the average American. First on list

Second will be a love fest for Reagan

[tishaLA]

15. Feel the Jindalmentum! nt

[hedda_foil]

74. Jindalousity? Jindalanomous? Jindalbellrock?

[tishaLA]

78. Ha! Jindalbellrock is perfect!

[complain jane]

16. Planned Parenthood, terrorism, Twinkies?

[Happyhippychick]

17. 5 Reagan mentions so far

[tishaLA]

18. We're Swimming in a Sea of Santorum!

[nolabear]

19. Oh man, they want a fight. "And how would YOU kill and skin your competitor?"

Santorum pleads for civility.

[Volaris]

42. After all the gay-bashing he's done in his sad little life?

Fuck what he wants. I hope CNN gave them all Knives

[nolabear]

20. Okay now even I want to move off of Trump. CNN is a tad fixated.

[nolabear]

21. Lindsey wants a war, and he's going to hold his breath til he gets one.

[tishaLA]

25. He's right, though, that the moderators should ask all the candidates about troop levels

we deserve to know who wants to send more troops back to the ME and how many they want to send, Make them be specific.

[octoberlib]

22. Lindsay Graham: All war, all the time!!

[tishaLA]

23. How many tRump questions will the moderators ask? FFS

[nolabear]

24. Kasich actually draws a little blood!

FINALLY someone hits Trump where it hurts...his bankruptcies.

[tishaLA]

27. that was Pataki

[TheCowsCameHome]

47. If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.

[Happyhippychick]

26. Lindsey Graham literally looks like my grandma with shorter hair.

[nolabear]

29. His nickname amongst my gay buds is "Aunt Pittypat."

[Happyhippychick]

31. ...

[CTyankee]

37. "Yankees in Atlanta! Who let them in?"

Miss Pittypat's immortal line in GWTW...

[Ilsa]

39. That's great! can I use it? nt

[nolabear]

61. Oh sure. It's not mine. It's a thing.

And a great one.

[redwitch]

76. LOL!

Quick, fetch me my smelling salts!

[nolabear]

28. Okay Lindsey's starting to creep me out a little.

I'm beginning to suspect he asks his wife to call him "Commander in Chief."

[Happyhippychick]

30. Wife?

[nolabear]

33. Oh, right...

I meant mom.

[think]

32. Pataki reminds the audience of Trump's failures in Atlantic City

Trump said he was going to bring back AC but instead created 4 losing casinos.

Nice...

[nolabear]

34. Okay I admit I'm lost on Jindal's immigration stance.

So was Dana Bash.

[Happyhippychick]

36. 20 minutes in and my husband's head is exploding

He may stroke out before the main debate

[tishaLA]

35. Jindal and Santorum should be reminded, at the Reagan Library, that

Reagan himself supported "amnesty."

[katmondoo]

38. They all scare me

[Happyhippychick]

40. Damn, Lindsey is feisty!

[nolabear]

41. Fight! Fight!

Graham-Santorum Rumble! It's a fit of pique!

[madamesilverspurs]

44. Gaaaahhhh.........

Debate?? It's more rightly called "Felate the Dead Guy and Harsh on the Frontrunner".

Pafuckingthetic. No wonder the world laughs.

[nolabear]

48. Oh I don't know. They're whacking around about Syria. Lindsey's about to cry.

[nolabear]

45. Kasich is too civilized for this scrappy little heap.

He's getting left in the dust.

[Happyhippychick]

46. That's Pataki

Near Aunt Pitty Pat

[nolabear]

52. THAT'S who I can't remember! I knew there was another one.

My scorecard is full.

[Happyhippychick]

55. Someone get Aunt Pittypat a milk crate to stand on please

[nolabear]

64. That's why he wants to kill everybody.

[rbrnmw]

50. Lindsey is on the war hard

[think]

53. Calling for boots on the ground to fight ISIL

[rbrnmw]

56. WTF

He is awful

[hedda_foil]

80. Is he calling for a boot drop? Surely ISIS is flush enough to buy their own boots.

[tishaLA]

51. I could live several lifetimes without thinking about Strom Thurmon's procreative activities

and I curse Aunt PittyPat for making me think about them.

[nolabear]

54. Well, "Kill every one of those bastards we can find" is an interesting comment.

Lindsey's unhinged.

[nolabear]

57. "And he was jumping up and down beside me, yelling 'KILL! KILL!"'

You have to hand it to them, they're bloodthirsty as hell.

[tishaLA]

58. The time restrictions on answers are ridiculously short

this is less a debate than a round of Jeopardy

[nolabear]

59. GOD I hate it when they hijack questions and twist them around to what they want to push.

[mainer]

60. Jindal just declared there's a "war on Christians"

I hate that guy.

[nolabear]

62. And he got applause. I guarantee you the major players are watching.

Look for it in the big league later on.

[MuseRider]

63. Only 4?

Did the rest (besides Perry) get elevated to the Big Boy (and girl) table?

I confess, I have not been paying much attention to these frothy, icky bozos.

[nolabear]

69. Yep. They're hoping for a bigger brawl.

CNN is doing all they can to poke the bears. Actually it's interesting to see them argue about policy.

[MuseRider]

79. It is interesting.

Silly too and making me dizzy and angry. I have the next one on to record so I will be late to the party. Poke the bears, they are so fun to watch as they roll around arguing with each other.

[nolabear]

65. Oh Good grief. It's a Kim Davis-athon.

*sigh*

[OffWithTheirHeads]

66. I tooken a drink evry time "Radikal Islamic Terrerist was said so far

I going to bed now.

[MuseRider]

67. Holy crap

Frothy. I am not sure I can last much longer. A First Amendment Defense Act? Just another RFRA bill I suppose. My head hurts.

[mainer]

68. Pataki sounds like the only reasonable guy there

and he's getting applause!

[tishaLA]

70. More equating Kim Davis with MLK by Santorum

they're shameless. Shameless.

[nolabear]

71. I'll give them one thing. The policy arguments are telling and interesting.

Jindal on the other hand is just being an idiot.

[MuseRider]

72. Did Aint PittyPat

just say libary? I have not heard that since Jeff Sessions was on about books about icky things in libaries!

[nolabear]

73. Hey! It's a debate! They're actually debating different points of view...

Supreme Court vs religion.

[nolabear]

75. SOMEHOW Lindsey went from gay marriage to "they'll kill you if they can!" in one sentence.

Wow, does he want to shoot some folks.

[leftofcool]

91. ISIS, gays, no difference to Lindsey.

[nolabear]

77. Santorum has Jindal in his sights.

Of course Jindal is a fine target.

[nolabear]

81. Graham declares he'll drink more as president.

Actually the best thing he's said tonight.

[H2O Man]

82. I still don't like him.

[rbrnmw]

83. I thought he was going to follow

And blow ISIL to hell

[tishaLA]

84. Wow Santorum talking like a populist on minimum wage!

too bad he only wants to raise it 17 cents an hour....while the rest of the party is hell bent on eliminating it entirely

[mainer]

85. Graham: "Those Iranians are coming HERE!"

He wants to build up the military to be ready for them when they come.

[mainer]

86. Santorum: The Iranians want to bring about the End Times!

Huh? I thought that was the fundie Christians who wanted End Times. Since when do Muslims want to bring about End Times?

[hollysmom]

87. Jindal really pisses me off, he is not a stupid guy but he plays one on TV -

the ignorance he shows abut law of the land is blatant and cynical. I think we should take away his anchor baby citizenship. and revoke any college degree this guy has since he apparently is ignoring his brain. I can't watch with him.

[nolabear]

88. These warmongering motherfuckers are exhausting.

I'm worn out and it's not even the Big Show yet. I guess this is a last gasp effort. Throw it at the wall...

[nolabear]

89. Well that was a big, creepy war fest.

[underpants]

92. Where my pie?!?