Republican Debate Theme:

[Aerows]

"I'm a crook, and I promise I will out-criminal anyone that has ever held the office before me.

I am so elegant at stealing retirement funds, little old ladies offer me catfood meatloaf when I visit them.

I believe in our country, and in the United States. I just don't want to associate with 99% of you poor people, and if I grace you with my presence, you should be thankful that I recognized you exist. Now get another job."