Mr. Ego-- Donald Trump wants BIG speaking slot at RNC--'everyone will watch'

[WI_DEM]

Donald Trump wants a big speaking slot at the Republican National Convention, BuzzFeed reports, asking his Twitter followers to "imagine him speaking at the RNC Convention."

He added: "That's a speech everyone would watch."

One of Trump's advisers told the Daily Caller that Trump's "massive popularity is just one of the many reasons he is being sought as a keynote speaker at the Tampa RNC Convention."

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/05/23/trump_wants_big_speaking_slot_at_convention.html

[FSogol]

1. Give Trumpy and Palin the same speaking time and let them shout over each other.

LOL. Popcorn, get yer popcorn here...

[Raine]

2. Well I'd watch, but then I would watch a train wreck too

and that's what I'd watch him for ... to see him crash and burn. Geeesh can his head get any bigger.

[yellowcanine]

3. "That's a speech everyone would watch."

Hard to argue with that. Of course at least a third of the audience would be playing speech bingo and another third would be watching to see if his hair gets fired.

[maddezmom]

4. LOL

How many times would he use the words either "I" or "me".

[yellowcanine]

6. Too easy. You would have to leave "I" and "me" off the bingo cards.

Otherwise everyone would be getting Bingo in the first minute of the speech and it would take all the fun out of it.

[maddezmom]

7. or if it was drinking game

probably would be sloshed by the 2nd sentence.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Please, please, please make this so!

They could put him and Newt back to back, and their two speeches alone will last 5 days.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Let him give the nominating speech.

He'll talk about himself for 55 minutes and get around to Romney for the last 5.

[randome]

9. This truly is the End Times.

For the Republican party.

[Kennah]

20. Unless they rig the Diebold machines ...

... and then there's the real risk of revolutionary times for the country.

[Bake]

10. So Donald, if you're so popular ...

Why did the ratings suck so bad for Celebrity Apprentice? They were FAR from HUUUUUUGE. You lost to the Billboard Music Awards, fercryinoutloud!

Why? Because you suck, that's why.

Bake

[LynneSin]

11. The man's ego is so fricking bloated

Ugh

[gratuitous]

12. T Rump's still butt-hurt from the Scots laughing at his sorry ass

He desperately needs to be applauded and appreciated again.

[11 Bravo]

13. Did he elaborate as to how "the gays" and "the blacks" who love him so, will drive the ratings?

[hifiguy]

14. Won't someone take one for the team and

give this colossal shitheel an enema? All that would be left is a suit, shoes and a terrible hair weave.

[AlinPA]

15. It will be one wacko after the other: Trump, Perry, Beck, Bachmann, Palin, Limbaugh, Santorum,

Hannity........

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. "YIUUUUUGE it's gonna be a YIUUUUGE speech!" nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. Sure, I'd watch it. We're talking maximum yuks/minute, here.

They may be yuks ( ) or they may be yuks ( ), but he'd get 'em.

[tanyev]

18. Even better--have a Survivor style competition for the primo slots starting the first night.

America gets to vote every night for who stays. Eliminated competitors agree to no interviews, op-eds, or blog posts for at least one year.

[tblue37]

19. Someone needs to explain to him that the "C" in

"RNC" means "convention," so "RNC Convention" would mean "Republican National Convention Convention."

[mikeytherat]

21. The Donald is from the Department of Redundancy Department

I'd bet he says "PIN number," too.

mikey_the_rat

[tblue37]

22. Yeah--and "ATM machine"! nt