Wednesday whines in the weeds. Please come CAPTION the Mitt-ster:

[skip fox]

The Mitt-ster is saying: "Obama claims he's for clean water and then uses that to stop us from putting a pipeline close to major water sources. . . . Hell, we need fossil fuels to run the water pumps to bring good drinking water to the cities. We need the oil to produce drinking glasses and faucets. . . . You see, oil is necessary for water. . . . Besides, they don't mix anyway, so what's the problem??"

[Rambis]

1. People think I'm a dickhead, I can assure you I am a dickhead

[SunsetDreams]

2. "Hang on, I'm trying to remember what I said yesterday"

[intaglio]

3. Am I for or against apple pie? I'll get back to you on that

[politicasista]

4. "Let me call up my lifelines."

[LeftofObama]

5. "Hold on! A little santorum from my earlier meeting with Newt"