Why would anyone want a F'ing Brylcreme president?

[bigbrother05]

In all things, from his personal grooming habits to his attitude towards women, Rmoney is stuck in the 50's. His Mad Men shtick and related business sense reflects the prevailing RW attempt to turn back the clock on all progress in the last 60 years.

The only thing they don't want are the Eisenhower tax rates and business/banking laws.

[Woody Woodpecker]

1. .

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. Mittens Romney lost the vote

Now he's disgraced, he is the goat

Some say because he lied and lied

The truth is, though, he never tried

Burma Shave

[Ezlivin]

2. He's a source of domestic oil

Once the obligatory regulatory hurdles are cleared, his hair can be a source of oil for years.

[SmileyRose]

14. Drill baby drill

[tkmorris]

3. Rmoney 2012!

"A little dab will do ya"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. Romney is a wild and adventurous "two dab man"

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[LaurenG]

19. His before hair looks a little "Edward Cullen"

lol

[Suich]

5. LOL! You beat me to it!

What a terrible ear worm!

[trof]

6. Brylcreme was the 'cool' alternative to Vitalis. "A little dab'll do ya."

I actually used Brylcreme for a while back when I had hair.
It was 'non-greasy'.

[Arkansas Granny]

22. My dad used this stuff.

Fearless Fosdick recommended it.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

7. Dracula

plus vampire wife!

[CTyankee]

24. ACK!!!

PLease stop! I give up!

[Solomon]

29. Oh My God! THAT'S what I couldn't think of that Romney makes me think of: DRACULA!

Dead and loving it. God I wish we could so brand bim as Dracula. Sucking the blood out of the working class.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

31. What an excellent TV ad!

[NYC Liberal]

8. People voted for Reagan in the 80s.

Who knows?

[trof]

9. Maybe even the Royal Crown Hair Pomade president?

It's basically Vaseline for hair.





Ingredients:
Petrolatum Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil Fragrance

"Royal Crown has got to be one of the most popular pomades around. Well, at least in hearsay. People have been whispering to one another for years, saying that Elvis used this for his glorious pomp. As well as Johnny Cash, who I’m pretty sure, is the one who actually used this stuff for his amazing hair. Regardless, Royal Crown is pretty much a house hold name, when talking about pomade."
https://therebelrouser.wordpress.com/2011/07/11/pomade-review-royal-crown-pomade/

[provis99]

10. I'd vote for the Dapper Dan guy.

[UnrepentantLiberal]

13. You're being stalked.

See this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/124099528

[NightWatcher]

15. I love the new jury system and getting to smack down assholes

I only wish frivolous alerting got you suspended for a week at a time, but I don't think that poster is long for this world.

[LaurenG]

18. I hope the admins look into this

what a bummer. I had a stupid alert to jury too.


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[LaurenG]

20. Oh crap - lol he's been ts'ed for stalking himself

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=195139&sub=trans

[NYC_SKP]

23. Spam is the term of art.

Stalking oneself is, in the end, spamming this board.

[CTyankee]

26. Rut rohr...

[Confusious]

16. Isn't that George clooney?

what movie?

[MicaelS]

21. O Brother, Where Art Thou?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Brother,_Where_Art_Thou%3F

O Brother, Where Art Thou? is a 2000 comedy film directed by Joel and Ethan Coen and starring George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman, Holly Hunter, and Charles Durning. Set in 1937 rural Mississippi during the Great Depression, the film's story is a modern satire loosely based on Homer’s Odyssey. The title of the film is a reference to the 1941 film Sullivan's Travels, in which the protagonist (a director) wants to direct a film about the Great Depression called O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[DFW]

11. Don't forget the Grecian formula 16! n/t

[jmowreader]

12. The Grecian Formula 16 explains a lot of other things too...

The active ingredient in Grecian Formula is lead acetate.

[DFW]

30. And lead can cause brain damage

Which starts to explain a LOT of things Romney has said in the last year...............

[IcyPeas]

17. when he got glitter-bombed a month or so back...

the glitter stuck to his hair beautifully. he was so sparkly.

[GoCubsGo]

27. Because they're stuck in the 50s, too.

Just how they still use "Commie" as a pejorative, even though the only real "Commies" around are their buddies in China. It's the McCarthy era all over again. I guess they're trying again in hopes of a different outcome.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

28. I was just thinking that the other day

trotting out the old stale phrases - GOP buzz words.