"It's as easy as brain surgery with a chainsaw." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!

[skip fox]

Ben ("Just hold still for a minute, will ya?&quot Carson just finished saying: "If it's a majority of people in that area want a Confederate flag to fly, I certainly wouldn't take it down. . . . Who's to say that even some of my own ancestors weren't proud to be slaves under its banner? . . . Maybe thousands of them teared up to the strains of Ol' Dixie Mine and wept to be part of the land of cotton that stretched out beneath that glorious flag! . . . I mean whose to say anyway?"



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Above CAPTION is based upon (indeed the first sentence is almost verbatim from) the following article at Crooks & Liars":

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/10/ben-carson-ignites-firestorm-over

[Fred Sanders]

1. "I may not look like a racist and a religious kook, but I am."

[LiberalArkie]

2. "I did brain surgery on myself, and now I am a candidate"

[randome]

3. "You don't hear Trump making jokes about THIS face, do you? Nosiree."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Precision and concision. That's the game.[/center][/font][hr]

[NightWatcher]

4. Holy shit that was strong coffee. Where am I? Was I sleep campaigning again?

[skip fox]

5. Ben Carson is saying:

"And I swear she had mammary glands out to here."

[underpants]

6. When I get this feeling, I need some Swastika healing

Oh when I get this feeling
I need Swastika healing
I gotta have Swastika healing, darling
'Cause I'm all alone
Swastika healing, darling
Till you come back to our old Dixie home



- my complete apology to Marvyn Gaye

[skip fox]

7. Ben Carson is saying:

"I have a multi-million dollar idea but I don't want to capitalize on it so I'm just putting it out there: Drive Thru Brain Surgery. . . . Wow! . . . We can use the exhaust as anesthesia and have three windows: one to cut them open, one to dig around inside their cranium with scalpels, and one to patch them up. . . . We could call it: Slice, Snip, 'n Stitch. . . . What do you think? . . . Boy, sometimes I even surprise myself!"