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skip fox

(19,502 posts) Sun Oct 4, 2015, 09:33 AM Oct 2015

"It's as easy as brain surgery with a chainsaw." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!

Ben ("Just hold still for a minute, will ya?&quot

Carson just finished saying: "If it's a majority of people in that area want a Confederate flag to fly, I certainly wouldn't take it down. . . . Who's to say that even some of my own ancestors weren't proud to be slaves under its banner? . . . Maybe thousands of them teared up to the strains of Ol' Dixie Mine and wept to be part of the land of cotton that stretched out beneath that glorious flag! . . . I mean whose to say anyway?"

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Above CAPTION is based upon (indeed the first sentence is almost verbatim from) the following article at Crooks & Liars":

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/10/ben-carson-ignites-firestorm-over

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"It's as easy as brain surgery with a chainsaw." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!! (Original Post) skip fox Oct 2015 OP

"I may not look like a racist and a religious kook, but I am." Fred Sanders Oct 2015 #1

"I did brain surgery on myself, and now I am a candidate" LiberalArkie Oct 2015 #2

"You don't hear Trump making jokes about THIS face, do you? Nosiree." randome Oct 2015 #3

Holy shit that was strong coffee. Where am I? Was I sleep campaigning again? NightWatcher Oct 2015 #4

Ben Carson is saying: skip fox Oct 2015 #5

When I get this feeling, I need some Swastika healing underpants Oct 2015 #6

Ben Carson is saying: skip fox Oct 2015 #7

Fred Sanders

(23,946 posts)

1. "I may not look like a racist and a religious kook, but I am."

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Sun Oct 4, 2015, 09:37 AM

Oct 2015

LiberalArkie

(19,917 posts)

2. "I did brain surgery on myself, and now I am a candidate"

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Sun Oct 4, 2015, 09:47 AM

Oct 2015

randome

(34,845 posts)

3. "You don't hear Trump making jokes about THIS face, do you? Nosiree."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Oct 4, 2015, 09:53 AM

Oct 2015

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Precision and concision. That's the game.[/center][/font][hr]

NightWatcher

(39,382 posts)

4. Holy shit that was strong coffee. Where am I? Was I sleep campaigning again?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Oct 4, 2015, 10:08 AM

Oct 2015

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

5. Ben Carson is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Oct 4, 2015, 10:48 AM

Oct 2015

"And I swear she had mammary glands out to here."

underpants

(197,177 posts)

6. When I get this feeling, I need some Swastika healing

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Oct 4, 2015, 11:21 AM

Oct 2015

Oh when I get this feeling
I need Swastika healing
I gotta have Swastika healing, darling
'Cause I'm all alone
Swastika healing, darling
Till you come back to our old Dixie home

- my complete apology to Marvyn Gaye

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

7. Ben Carson is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Oct 4, 2015, 12:04 PM

Oct 2015

"I have a multi-million dollar idea but I don't want to capitalize on it so I'm just putting it out there: Drive Thru Brain Surgery. . . . Wow! . . . We can use the exhaust as anesthesia and have three windows: one to cut them open, one to dig around inside their cranium with scalpels, and one to patch them up. . . . We could call it: Slice, Snip, 'n Stitch. . . . What do you think? . . . Boy, sometimes I even surprise myself!"

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