Burger King's Black Halloween Burger Is Turning People's Poop Green! Heck, Yes!

[HuckleB]

https://www.distractify.com/bethbuczynski-black-burger-green-poop-1388970491.html

[Warren DeMontague]

1. ***

[kwassa]

2. It needs to be re-branded as a St. Patrick's Day burger, clearly.

[HuckleB]

6. +1,000,000 ... 000

[leveymg]

27. One St. Paddy's Day patty coming up, done your way.

You'll warm to the idea.

[Warpy]

76. Maybe with a tad less of the other colors in it

so that the burger is green, also.

Thanks, y'all, for echoing my first thought. Might as well have green poo in the alleys to match all the green puke in the gutters.

[mike_c]

3. why is this story not at the top of the Greatest page?

Oh, the humanity!

[Rex]

4. Black bun did this? Hell, all I have to do is eat at McDs or McBurger and my poop is green!

What the hell do they make their food out of? Dogs and cats?

[KamaAina]

8. No, kangaroos.

Oh, wait a minute, that's Wendy's.

[HuckleB]

9. Not Martians?

Hmmm.

[Rex]

10. That's Jack in the Box!

Holy hell do they all do roo at some point!

[Eleanors38]

15. Jack in the Crack gave me air bursts within 2 hours.

[Rex]

24. Seriously you gotta wonder about 'chicken mcnuggets' that make you race to the bathroom

with the green Hershey squirts.

[Eleanors38]

25. One off-label thing about fried chicken: It gets you over constipation.

[Rex]

26. True, so does a 99 cent burrito from Taco Bell.

There is enough grease in just one, to drown a horse. I try and stay away now from fast food in general since it is the reason I gained so much weight in the first place. I quit drinking sodas too.

My body thanks me for it.

[GummyBearz]

50. Taco bell is good for one thing:

When you eat McD's breakfast and feel the need to purge your gut, but it just isnt happening quick enough. You go to Taco Bell for lunch and get one of those meaty beef burritos and a couple tacos. Problem solved so fast you might consider eating lunch in the bathroom stall.

[HuckleB]

44. JITB's whole menu does that.

Not good for road trips!

[KamaAina]

5. This thread is useless without pictures.

[HuckleB]

7. +1,000,000 ... 000

[Eleanors38]

16. I want video proof!

[GummyBearz]

51. There are pictures at the link

You asked for it...

[ChisolmTrailDem]

56. Not of the burger, silly...

[GummyBearz]

58. Just scroll down

Its the 4th pic on my screen...

https://twitter.com/FPlusPS3/status/649393883965583360/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

enjoy

[ChisolmTrailDem]

60. Oh crap!! (pun absolutely intended) I indeed did not scroll down very far and...

...not sure I want to. Lol.

[exboyfil]

11. Same thing happens with black licorice

Must use the same food coloring. I know I should not be eating black licorice.

[MineralMan]

12. Black licorice will do the same thing.

Black food dye contains a lot of indigestible green dye. Eat food with black food coloring, and prepare for a surprise.

I know this, because licorice did it to me, and the doctor laughed at me when I asked about it. "Like licorice?" he asked. He knew what the problem was immediately.

Don't eat the black buns.

[jberryhill]

28. Don't eat the black buns.

...or Google image search them.

[TlalocW]

13. Boo-Berry will do it too

Last couple of Halloweens, I've gotten a box of the limited edition Boo-Berry cereal for old time's sake. Green poop abounded.

TlalocW

[Eleanors38]

14. What's the big deal? Mine's always been green.

[Ilsa]

17. Sugar in the diet can turn poop green.

Check any kid's poop the day after Hallowe'en.

[Eleanors38]

22. After Halloween, mine says M-M-M-M-M-......

[Ilsa]

38. LOL. nt

[HassleCat]

53. Mine too!

Fluorescent gummy worm green. Of course, the only food I eat is fluorescent green gummy worms, so that could explain a lot.

[Eleanors38]

72. Saves electricity when on the john!

[underpants]

18. What's wrong with adding a little color to your life ?

[pinboy3niner]

19. Shhh! Curb your enthusiasm or they'll start charging extra!

[Phentex]

20. It looks hideous!

But I don't eat there anyway...

[HuckleB]

32. I think it looks cool, and it's not bad at all.

[Egnever]

64. I will never know

I refuse to give them my business after they pulled the recent tax dodge scheme.

[HuckleB]

71. I don't think we could give any company business, if that's the case.

They all do what they can to avoid paying.

[Prism]

21. I think I will sue Burger King for pain and suffering.

My boyfriend summoned me to the bathroom the other day to discuss and analyze the brilliantly shamrock offering that floated forlornly in the toilet.

After an hour of webmd sleuthing and diagnoses of at least a dozen incurable diseases, I stumbled upon this information on Reddit.

Three days later, the bathroom is still emitting a strange radioactive glow. I just want this to end, because I cannot endure one more excited beckon from the back of my apartment, "Oh my god, you have to see this one!"

No, I really don't.

[Buns_of_Fire]

40. In my experience, "Hey, come and see what I did!" generally loses its cuteness factor

after the age of 35 or so.

[backscatter712]

23. This too shall pass... nt

[leveymg]

29. The end is coming. Where's that emoticon . . . found it.

Never had a chance to use this one before. Finally, what a relief.

[razorman]

30. Licorice does the same thing.

[Yavin4]

31. It aint easy being green n/t

[geek tragedy]

33. feel the power of the dark slider nt

[beac]

36. The Force can have a strong influence

on the weak heinied.

[surrealAmerican]

34. Sure, but does it glow in the dark?

That could be a selling point .....

[ileus]

35. rate my poo

[geomon666]

37. It's a tasty burger.

If you like Whoppers, you'll like the Halloween Whopper.

[HuckleB]

39. I want a Halloween CROISSAN'WICH!

[geomon666]

46. .

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. Add an asparagus shake for a true multimedia experience! nt

[HuckleB]

45. Add some corn on the cob for the trifecta!

[msanthrope]

52. Beets. nt

[jberryhill]

77. You know...

For whatever reason, I never ate a lot of beets growing up. My wife loves them and roasts them to perfection.

Long story short, I thought I was going to die without immediate medical attention.

"No, it's just the beets."

[msanthrope]

79. they can color your pee, too.....

I called my doctor after a beet and asparagus salad. he about died laughing

[NutmegYankee]

42. That happens when I eat black licorice.

Probably the same food coloring.

[PeoViejo]

43. Methylene Blue will make you pee green

In a pint of Stout, they will never see it...

[Renew Deal]

47. I have to try one.

[dembotoz]

48. now my kids will want to try it

[pinboy3niner]

49. It's like a delayed Happy Meal prize!

[underpants]

55. It's big in Europe. You know, their all green 'n' sh|t

In fact it's a Whopper over there





How did I **KNOW** I would find you on this thread

[Initech]

86. Your kids are making good decisions.

[Generic Other]

54. Gross someone actually posted used toilet paper as proof

What is the matter with these people???

[dae]

61. The last time I saw a green like that my daughter (then 10yo)

chewed the top off a glow stick. CDC folks finally stopped laughing long enough to say it was non-toxic.

[snooper2]

70. ROFL, you should stay away from the dark side of the intertubes

the puppies and flowers are back and to the left

[yallerdawg]

57. I had to have this Halloween burger!

To be honest...it did turn green, scared the crap out of me - I had no idea at the time! Should have had that exam?

My young daughter who also had a Black Burger put 2 and 2 together...

Do you recognize a similar sub-theme in Stephen King's "Cujo"? And of course the ultimate toilet horror of his novel "Dreamcatcher"?

Reality catching up to SK.

Happy Halloween!

[HuckleB]

73. +1,000,000...000

[CentralMass]

59. I thought all BK food did that.

[Historic NY]

62. "Oh shit"..........

[Liberal_in_LA]

63. TMI. .especially the pic of the green stained toilet paper

[KeepItReal]

65. I only have one question:

[Historic NY]

69. "Its in there".

[dilby]

66. Guess people have never had black frosting before.

It also turns your poop green.

[progressoid]

67. I know what I'm having for lunch this week!

[Little Tich]

68. This is the best reason ever to have a burger! n/t

[a la izquierda]

74. Thanks for the afternoon giggles.

I'm in stitches!

[LongTomH]

75. ........

[Generic Brad]

78. My daughter told me this is happening to everyone

If that is so, it will happen to me too and I haven't even eaten one. That is a powerful black bun!

[Renew Deal]

80. Well, this experiment was a success.

[JanMichael]

81. another unintended vegetarian benefit. nt

[Renew Deal]

82. Isn't vegetarian poop always green?

[JanMichael]

83. no but smell like fresh baked biscuits. nt

[Renew Deal]

84. That might be the grossest thing posted in this thread.

[JanMichael]

85. i stole that from the road to wellville.

early vegetarians and funny too.