Just spoke with a crazy bagger

[rbrnmw]

Obama has a weather machine and is flooding SC to kill as many Christians as possible. WTF???? Also wants to make global warning look real.
eta: we are working at this lady's house I had to come outside to keep from laughing in her face. I left my husband in there with the nutbag

[packman]

1. OK - but why is he fooling around with the weather in California

What or who is he punishing there?

Sounds like she listens to that nutcase Alex Jones who speculated about a government weather machine several times.

[emulatorloo]

54. I believe it is God who is punishing California for not voting Republican

[olddots]

2. these kind of moments make me feel like an observer from a different solar system

[Arugula Latte]

3. This is the level of stupidity we're dealing with in this country.

There are millions of people who are just as moronic as this nutbag. No wonder Republicans retain power.

[KatyMan]

7. I was goofing off on YouTube yesterday

and went down a bizarre rabbit hole of people that actually believe the earth is flat, and NASA and science are pretending it's not because they don't want us to find god there. Amazing.

[Arugula Latte]

10. Oh, wow. That is amazing.

Talk about being willfully ignorant.

[hifiguy]

18. WTF

Seriously

The eternal conundrum, does dingbat religion make people stupid or do stupid people naturally gravitate (not that they believe in gravity, or Einstein's endlessly proven theories, or probably Newton's for that matter) towards dingbat religion?

[Hortensis]

48. That's been solved--dingbats are born and then "reborn"with environment's assist.

[dhill926]

35. that is a shit ton of crazy right there....

mercy.....

[KatyMan]

39. this is what I watched

or skimmed through...it's 2 freakin' hours long!

[hifiguy]

62. Maybe they should look behind the couch

or the refrigerator. What's behind those boxes of old Xmas decorations in the basement? One never knows.

[rbrnmw]

11. Wow that's some crazy shit

[madokie]

27. Yup got a neighbor one

claims he doesn't listen to alex jones but I know better from the shit he'll say and shit he sends me by email. Nut cases are easy to spot. kinda like a drunk or a meth head I can spot them a mile away.

[Hortensis]

46. To be fair, Arugula, this seems a lot worse than most my TP neighbors,

who have at least a toe or two on the ground. This woman sounds like she's permanently untethered.

But, yes, my southern neighbors are more determined to keep liberals from destroying their country than ever, "bless their hearts."

(Arugula Latte, huh? I'm not nearly imaginative enough. I could have been Frisee au Lait.)

[rbrnmw]

4. I can't wrap my mind around this type of crazy

To think anyone could believe that nonsense. I am not surprised Alex Jones is where this comes from.

[Hortensis]

49. An old girlfriend of our son's seemed cute and normal initially, then

it started coming out -- with X-Files on the TV, of all things. She believed that the show was some kind of resistance effort to sneak word out past the government that aliens were among us. Talk about needing to hide a reaction!. I'd already realized she was pretty dumb, so I didn't ask how she could decode the message but government couldn't.

Then I met her parents. She'd kept it covered up pretty good, but they and she were also the biggest bigots imaginable. They hated everyone and were all about to move to the mountains of West Virginia or Kentucky (whichever seemed whitest) to prep and await the end of the world. Expect they're there still waiting.

[n2doc]

5. I would love to ask such people

If Obama is so powerful, what are you doing out and not in a re-education camp? If he is so powerful why did he even bother to ask congress for a budget? Why is anyone even campaigning to replace him?

Of course, this lady has no answers for this.

[malaise]

42. Better question

Why doesn't he just send some floods into a ReTHUG caucus meeting

[n2doc]

45. It would be like Hercules cleaning out the Augean Stables!

Come on Prez, use those super powers!

[rbrnmw]

6. We left crazy bagger house

I had to excuse myself a few times throughout the day to laugh. My husband and I both excused ourselves once because she thinks Donald Trump is sexy and smart. When we finally left we were both in tears from laughing. He filled me in on a few of her crazy ramblings. She thinks our televisions have cameras in them so President Obama can watch us. She doesn't drink or cook with tap water because President Obama put radiation in it.

[gratuitous]

8. Day-um

Did you notice if she had any firearms? #askingforafriend

[rbrnmw]

9. Not that I could see

[rbrnmw]

12. My husband said her husband has some hunting rifles

He was asking my husband if he liked to go hunting. He was telling him about his rifles and invited him to go hunting.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. she sounds like she might have paranoid schizophrenia or some schizoid delusions

[rbrnmw]

14. That's what I thought too

She seemed normal about everything but politics. Obviously she isn't.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. the tv thing does not sound 'normal'. everyone's paranoia comes out in different ways from CIA to

Obama.

[rbrnmw]

26. I hope she has a Dr for real

[DisgustipatedinCA]

38. Isn't that what "bagger" means, more or less?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. NO.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

53. I was making light, and it was not intended to be at the expense of those

...who actually do suffer.

Thanks.

[GoCubsGo]

15. Um. No.

It's Al Gore who has the weather machine. It's a special weather plane Bill Clinton had it built for him back in the 1990s, so he could prove the existence of Global Warming. Not sure how he could forget about that. His ilk were harping on it incessantly during the 2000 election.

[rbrnmw]

16. OMG I never heard that before

Damn there must be a lot of crazy people in this country

[hifiguy]

20. They're thinking of Simon Bar-Sinister from "Underdog."

He did build a weather machine.

[hifiguy]

17. i am increasingly convinced that 30% or so of this nation's populace

should be locked up behind secure walls on funny farms or sent to uninhabited South Seas islands.

People that actually believe this kind of delusional horseshit are mentally ill, and I mean that seriously.

But it is funny.

[rbrnmw]

19. Another thing Raygun hoisted upon us

[Vinca]

22. Damn . . . I knew they'd catch on to the weather machine.

This might be the funniest conspiracy theory I've ever heard.

[rbrnmw]

23. Evidently it's been making the rounds since Al Gore ran

[NightWatcher]

24. I'd be tempted to ask if they really believe that or do they just hate him

It's fine for them to hate him, but to believe that other stuff is absolutely insane and they should be committed to a psyche ward for evaluation.

The leading cause of mental illness in America is Fox "News".

[PeaceNikki]

25. I'm reporting your thread title to the Department of Redundancy Department

[rbrnmw]

28. Lol

Crazy and bagger same difference

[kentauros]

40. Is that anywhere near the Wall of Science?

Or the Small Animal Administration?


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[WiffenPoof]

61. I'm a....

Firesign Theatre fan as well.

[villager]

30. Copyedit note: You don't need "crazy" and "bagger" in the same sentence...

...since that latter infers the former, 100% of the time...

[lunatica]

56. Just what we need. An noun police

Everyone knows "crazy" and "bagger" are nouns now.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

31. He's crazy with a chance of meatballs, I tell you!

[Half-Century Man]

32. Did I miss something?

I thought the monster storms were because we outlawed recognizing homosexuals as an evil force out to harvest our children and weaker Xains.

Now Obama is killing them?
Doesn't that work against his convert Xains to the gay?
I though he had a plan.


Shit, take one nap before dinner, it takes hours to catch up.

[rbrnmw]

34. I guess the ones in SC refused to convert or something

[valerief]

33. This is what religion gets you. Monkey shit for brains. nt

[NOLALady]

36. Please do not insult the monkeys!

[valerief]

37. Sorry. I really have nothing against monkeys. Or their shit.

Baggers, OTOH...

[ileus]

41. I remember bush also had the same weather machine that steered katrina into NO.

And don't get those folks started on HAARP...


Kooks are gonna be kooks.

[Sunlei]

43. you have the "Patience of a Saint", I wouldn't put up with that BS long at all.

I'd be very polite, get away & stay away.

[rbrnmw]

44. Just part of the job

We have a home repair business. We rarely run into people who talk to us about politics, I didn't bring it up yesterday, They were asking him where his accent came from and he told her South Carolina. It started from there into the most insane shit I have ever heard.

[Sunlei]

47. With a home repair business you must see all types of customers. You are a Saint!

[Renew Deal]

51. She might be right. Sandy hit NY/NJ and there are more Christians there

Than South Carolina.

[MoonRiver]

52. Truth is, we're not nearly as evolved a species as we want to claim.

I think the dinosaurs were ahead of us.

[Lint Head]

55. Of course he is. Haven't you heard of Obamaclime? He goes down into the White House dungeon

on a regular basis and brews up up chemicals that are then disseminated by the military. Ever heard of chem trails? I once knew a women who's name was Kim Trails but I digress. I know that's hard to digest. Wait. Digress and Digest rhyme! Back to the weather. The forecast for the next 395 days. Dark clouds over all the States highlighted in red.

[rbrnmw]

64. Haha watch out Mississippi

[rbrnmw]

57. Bagger house day 2

I guess my mama was right you do learn something new everyday.They had their tv (yes the one with Obama camera inside) on. They had a channel on I didn't know existed Newsmax Tv. I really really wanted to ask about it but I really couldn't without hysterically laughing. It's.to the right of Fox news.

[workinclasszero]

58. The stupid...it burns

And propaganda works. FU Fox "news"

[rbrnmw]

59. This bagger watches Newsmax Fox is too liberal I guess

[workinclasszero]

60. When Fox news is too liberal for you

It time to become one of those doomsday preppers, dig a hole in the ground and jump in!

[rbrnmw]

63. Pretty much

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

65. The lady is absolutely correct! There IS a weather machine.

We who are members of the double-secret Affordable Care Act Death Panel have used this machine, which we dub "Storm Drone" to weed out the undesirables.

Who is this nutbag? We have ways ...