Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest

[L. Coyote]

Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest

Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."

Their mantra? #CocksNotGlocks

Jessica Jin, who set up the "Campus (DILDO) Carry" event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy. She's urging students to send campus leaders that message by strapping on the plastic phalluses.

"'You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO,'" Jin says in the group's description. "Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play." ...............

[stevenleser]

1. !

[bemildred]

2. Phallacy. I like it. nt

[Electric Monk]

3. Previous threads on this protest movement

GD http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027250669
GCRA http://www.democraticunderground.com/12629845

[Fred Sanders]

4. Brilliant.... the duality of the message may be lost on most death tool "open carry" fans.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Wait a minute, I have to strap on this weapon ... nt

[DJ13]

6. Not an effective substitute

You have to pump it several times to get it to shoot.

[beevul]

7. (hopefully)

[GGJohn]

8. I've never liked Glocks,

I've always been partial to Colt, Smith & Wesson, Ruger, and Star.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. A lot of snub nose listed there.

[cui bono]

9. I hear there's a lot of buzz about this and it is getting people very excited.

[NBachers]

10. Dildos vs. Nimrods - Things. Just. Got. Real.

[eggplant]

11. Just sucking up to Big Phallus.

I'll bet the idea of going with artisanal non-GMO cucumbers was quickly shot down. Fuckers.

[deathrind]

12. Pure win!

[higherarkies]

13. :D