The best - and worst - ceremonial first pitches

[rug]

[yeoman6987]

1. It's got to be a hard job no matter who it is

They are not professional and a huge crowd is watching.

[ryan_cats]

2. Not a very

Not a very comprehensive list, where's Grumpy Cat?

I'd be happy to get it over the mound.

[pintobean]

3. Randy Johnson?

I hope there were no ceremonial white doves released prior to that pitch.

[longship]

4. A quick evaluation.

Both Dubya and Big Dawg served one up for the batter. Big Dawg's might even result in a home run.

The best might be Sonya Sotomayor's. That dude swings, he is going to foul it, or an infield play. If he takes it, it is a called strike.

Matthew McConaughey's is pretty good, too.