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Wed Oct 14, 2015, 02:57 PM

Zoo meerkat expert sentenced over assault on monkey handler

Zoo meerkat expert sentenced over assault on monkey handler

LONDON — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/zoo-meerkat-expert-sentenced-over-assault-on-monkey-handler/2015/10/14/67ba3d42-728c-11e5-ba14-318f8e87a2fc_story.html?tid=pm_world_pop_b


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Reply Zoo meerkat expert sentenced over assault on monkey handler (Original post)
Nuclear Unicorn Oct 2015 OP
immoderate Oct 2015 #1
MrScorpio Oct 2015 #2
underpants Oct 2015 #3
irisblue Oct 2015 #4
lpbk2713 Oct 2015 #5
csziggy Oct 2015 #13
surrealAmerican Oct 2015 #6
UtahLib Oct 2015 #7
hifiguy Oct 2015 #8
bemildred Oct 2015 #9
sl8 Oct 2015 #10
pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #12
Rex Oct 2015 #11
csziggy Oct 2015 #14

Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 03:01 PM

1. We cannot tolerate any overt "monkey handling" forthwith.

 



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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 03:03 PM

2. It can't get any better than this. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 03:18 PM

3. I couldn't get past the first sentence

A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 04:58 PM

4. they should have followed the Bonobos' example instead. nt

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 05:29 PM

5. The stuff they make movies out of.




This couldn't happen in real life.

Could it?


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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 15, 2015, 11:10 AM

13. A sequel to "A Fish Called Wanda"?

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 05:47 PM

6. poor choice of words

Surely, she is still a meerkat expert, even if the zoo no longer employs her.

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 09:23 PM

7. Simply had to r&k for the great laugh . nt

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Oct 14, 2015, 09:28 PM

8. I read that subject line and missed the "expert"

 

Was wondering what the meerkat was sentenced to.

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Thu Oct 15, 2015, 06:02 AM

9. Welcome to the Monkey House. nt

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Thu Oct 15, 2015, 08:22 AM

10. Haven't we all had enough of these meerkat expert/monkey handler/llama keeper love spat stories? n/t

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Response to sl8 (Reply #10)

Thu Oct 15, 2015, 09:56 AM

12. Sounds like a ménagerie à trois gone bad. nt

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Thu Oct 15, 2015, 09:48 AM

11. Got to watch those llama keepers!

 

llamallamallamallamallamallamallama...

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Response to Rex (Reply #11)

Thu Oct 15, 2015, 11:13 AM

14. Your response makes no sense without the video

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