Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments

[pangaia]

Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments

The Medical Boards for all 50 States in the Union announced today that they have revoked Ben Carson's medical license and will no longer allow him to operate as a brain surgeon any where in the U.S. And they cited as their reason Carson's mental and intellectual challenges -- otherwise known as the propensity to sound like a total and utter nutcase.

In a joint statement, the Medical Boards said: We have been increasingly concerned about the gibberish emanating from Mr. Carson's cerebrum. We cite by way of example his belief that the holocaust could have been prevented by armed German citizens, that straight people go into prison and come out gay, and that Obamacare is the worse thing to happen to the country since slavery.

We are therefore suspending his medical license in any state where he is qualified to practice. And should he choose to come out of retirement and re-apply for credentials, we will not allow him to operate on people's cerebrums, or indeed cerebullums, limbic systems and brain stems, until he can demonstrate that his own are in fully working order."

While appearing on The Really Bad Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, Ben Carson said: "I'm very disappointed to hear this news and I categorically deny I'm crazy. I think this is a concerted effort by Dr. Gregory House, Dr. No, Dr. Who and Dr. Doolittle to undermine my candidacy for the Presidency and I am therefore going to ignore it and carry on with my campaign regardless."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/flora-nicholas/ben-carson-loses-brain-su_b_8295908.html

[Gothmog]

1. I love good satire

[trusty elf]

2. .....

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[smirkymonkey]

8. The pretzel medallion is a nice touch!

[mucifer]

3. It's gotta be all about money and power.

He really does have a history of being brilliant.

[pangaia]

4. Well, there are different kinds of.. brilliancy.

And then there is being a buffoon and complete fool.

[mucifer]

6. He might just be brilliant enough to know that looking stupid could get him elected.

ronald reagan
george w bush

the republicans in the us congress.

[Tanuki]

5. Dr. Knowlittle

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[smirkymonkey]

7. What about no bullet riddled body being worse than taking away gun rights?

or something stupid like that?

[red dog 1]

9. Am I the only one who realizes this is a joke?

(Although I initially believed it)

I love the last line in the HuffPo "article"
"The poll was conducted earlier this week, it had 330 million respondents with no margin for error)

[KamaAina]

10. I do believe Borowitz has himself some competition.