Man Allegedly Pulls Gun on People Who Caught Him Masturbating in a Subway Station

[onehandle]

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The NYPD is looking for a man accused of masturbating in a subway station, then pulling a gun when someone tried to catch him on video.

A witness told police she was inside the 5th Ave N/R station late Monday night when she heard a hissing noise behind her. She turned around to find the suspect “manipulating his penis outside his pants,” Gothamist reports.

As the alleged masturbator exited the station, the woman pointed him out to another man, who started taking video on his phone and following the fleeing suspect. At this point, the creep allegedly took out a gun, pointed it at the man, and demanded he stop filming.

http://gawker.com/man-allegedly-pulls-gun-on-people-who-caught-him-mastur-1737775578

On edit: Normally I would make a joke. But I figured the good people of DU would provide in comments, and they have not disappointed.

[HassleCat]

1. Drop your gun!

Um... both of them?

By the way, the article says a woman heard a hissing noise. Is that what it sounds like? Was he using compressed air, or something?

[Blue_Tires]

2. Oh...Well who hasn't done that? Let's be honest here

[KamaAina]

3. Happiness is a warm gun...

[exboyfil]

4. We have to have this clip in honor of this story

From Full Metal Jacket:

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

[restorefreedom]

5. was he working his penis or the gun?

there is often confusion which is which, to some.

[muntrv]

6. Ammosexual?

[FSogol]

7. Put your hands up. That's not a hand....

[Scootaloo]

8. I'm not sure which one I'd be more scared of going off by accident

Question is; did he stop pulling his gun after he pulled his gun?

[hifiguy]

21. A profound question.

[Lizzie Poppet]

9. Looks like he'd already "pulled his gun."

Repeatedly...

[Hoyt]

10. Oh man, can't say what I'm thinking, but gunners do seem overly fond of the dang things.

[Bohunk68]

11. Gotta admit, seeing this posted by someone with the tag of ONEHANDLE made me LOL.

Not disparaging you, but in combo with the article was funny.

[1StrongBlackMan]

12. That's a sick one. n/t

[Yavin4]

13. "Get away or I'll shoot!"

"Your choice of which one".

[Codeine]

14. At least he wasn't carrying concealed. . . nt

[Eleanors38]

15. Hey, this is the Guns Dicks forum!

[Brickbat]

16. People are so broken. It's sad.

[sarisataka]

17. Liars!

The penis was not outside my pants!!

EDIT- His pants, his pants! Damn autocorrect

[PoliticAverse]

18. This is my pistol this is my gun, one is for fighting one is for fun. n/t

[closeupready]

19. Given what a nudist colony New York has turned into, not sure why this is a scandal.

[hifiguy]

20. Reality is far weirder

than most of the things humorists can come up with these days.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

22. All these years of doing... that... I've never made a "hissing noise." Am I doing something wrong?

[CTyankee]

25. Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just glad to see me...

old joke...

[Major Nikon]

23. This is my rifle. This is my gun.

[lpbk2713]

24. He must be the subject of the old joke ...

When I was a kid we were so poor all I had to play with was myself.

[madinmaryland]

26. Man Allegedly Pulls Penis on People Who Caught Him stroking his gun in a Subway Station..

Oh wait, who knows which way it goes!!

[Sissyk]

27. Locking.

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