This petulant, entitled, cry-baby rant from Jeb Bush is awesome.

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/Marmel/status/657973495318495232/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


Updated to add another gem:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bush-campaign-downsizes-in-the-face-of-trump-strength/2015/10/23/4908181e-79a9-11e5-a958-d889faf561dc_story.html


DONALD TRUMP MOCKS JEB BUSH FOR ‘MEETING WITH MOMMY AND DADDY’ TO BOOST CAMPAIGN
"He’s a guy (who] wants to run our country and he can’t even run his own campaign"http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-hits-bush-fundraising-woes-mommy-and-daddy-help/

[NightWatcher]

1. Says the guy from the party that does all those things to our current president

What a dickhead. No offense to dickheads

[libodem]

2. Dickheads

Aren't offended. They know it takes one to know one.

[teach1st]

3. Republican primary polls

The worst thing about looking at Republican primary polls is that as soon as one clown begins sinking and I rejoice, another clown takes the falling clown's place. Somebody has to be at the top, but no matter who is at the top, I always wonder how anybody could vote for that particular clown. There are too many clowns and no ringmasters.

[JackRiddler]

10. If there have to be Republicans...

what is better about any one of these characters being on top as compared to any other?

Should there be a reasonable-seeming Republican as their candidate? Would that be better?

[Sunlei]

23. I want Trump to tighten the screws more, he's breaking Bush. Come on Trump bring out

bushes Florida real estate 'deals'. Trumps a real estate 'expert' he has a pile of stuff on Jebbie.

[Volaris]

31. Oh, there's Ringmasters over there for damned sure.

Some of them have names, most of them dont, but they ALL have plausible deniability...

'Who me? In charge of the Republican Party? Hahahahaha...

[lanlady]

4. Keepin' it classy, Jeb

Oh, by the way, whatever happened to that "joyful" campaign you said you were going to run?

[mike dub]

5. If I had a broker, I'd be calling him or her STAT to set me up in popcorn supply & demand futures...

…or something like that. I think there's going to be a shortage Wednesday night as millions tune in to see J.E.B. ! try to hit back at Trump for his taunts and his "mommy and daddy" comment. Priceless.

[TwilightGardener]

6. Jeb's a doofus, but he'd be a thousand times better than tRump, who is becoming less funny

and more horrifying by the day. I am actually starting to feel sorry for Tippytoes, and I hate that.

[JackRiddler]

11. No, he is not.

Jeb! is a new frontman for a very old criminal family that has done more damage to this country and to the world than any other single faction in American politics. He represents the return of recent history's worst war criminals.

Trump is a lone clown whose appeal exposes the party better than any troll campaign could manage. He is the beginning of their end. His undisguised lack of sanity is 1000 times more honest and more reflective of the actual mindset on the right than Bush's simulation of a normal politician.

[hifiguy]

18. This,

The absolute venality and corruption of the Bush Crime Family goes all the way back to the Civil War, when the first family fortune was made in war profiteering.

The Bush family can best be compared to a flesh-eating virus.

[LarryNM]

37. + 1000 eom

[freebrew]

48. Eggzactly!!! nt

[Sunlei]

27. Trump will win the republican primary if WE don't assist the war criminal 'Family'

[JHB]

7. Shorter Jebsclamationpoint...

"How dare he treat me like a DEMOCRAT!"

[rurallib]

8. or maybe

'just give me the presidency.'

[Scarsdale]

9. Battleaxe Barbara

Maybe "America's Grandma" Babs will join him on the campaign trail? Dust off the pearls, sharpen her claws, bring along Dubya and push Poppy in a wheelchair. The people who collected $104 Million to finance him for the WH must be really upset at this point. Who claimed that he was the "smart one". Jeb! himself? If so, he was wrong about that too.

[Sunlei]

24. Poppy has looked upon the Medusa & he's done, he turned to stone.

[napkinz]

29. why "waste her beautiful mind" ...

[Still In Wisconsin]

33. I really can't see anything beautiful in Bar-

her mind or otherwise.

[LarryNM]

38. Why Indeed. Nice old ladies just concern themselves with Hair Appointments

Isn't that right Barb?

[Scarsdale]

45. Beautiful mind?

Too bad she did not have an intelligent mind, to pass along to her entitled sons. Is Poppy's paramour, Jennifer Fitzgerald still alive? Google her, quite a story.

[DCBob]

12. Wow. This is shocking.

I really thought he was going to be the candidate.

[Liberal_in_LA]

20. I did too. For years he was described as a master politician

[Still In Wisconsin]

34. So who the hell are they going to go with?

Rubio? Surely not tRump. Carson? He's certifiable too.

[Arugula Latte]

13. It's heartbreaking that Jeb!'s campaign is in a death spiral. How else will he put

the entire US into a death spiral if he doesn't get elected president?

[Fast Walker 52]

15. ha! Jebs! demise is actually one of the better signs of sanity in our democracy...

[Shankapotomus]

14. "Screw you guys

I'm goin' home."

[olddots]

16. the dingleberry doesn't fall far from the tree

The Bush family is like a bad soap opera = epasodic garbage about rich ignorant evil ass wipes .

[waddirum]

21. sometimes it just dangles and dangles

without falling.

[Art_from_Ark]

43. Wasn't there a song about him?

John Jacob Dingleberry.... Schmidt

[3catwoman3]

53. We could probably make a pretty good parody...

...using that catchy tune -

"John Edward Dingleberry Bush..."

[Art_from_Ark]

55. LOL

John.. Edward Dingleberry Bush
That is his name
Whenever he goes out
The people point and shout
John Edward Dingleberry Bush!
La la la la la la la

[hifiguy]

17. Fuck the entire Bush Crime Family.

In perpetuity.

Is there any way to ship that entire family of crooks, swindlers and swinish shitheels to one of the more unpleasant moons of Jupiter?

[marew]

44. Could not agree more! n/t

[Sunlei]

22. He got tired-crankie and can't even deal with the 'work' of his own repub. primary.

And its been less than 3 months of real "work". He will hide for months on vacation just like his brother if he ever got elected for a government job.

[Helen Borg]

25. Righto... He is not even trying...

That is why he is so low in the polls and everything.

[PearliePoo2]

26. "This petulant, entitled, cry-baby rant from Jeb Bush is awesome."

Why YES...yes it is!

I'm actually kind of shocked he's folding so quickly.
Look for "The Donald" to smell the blood in the water and finish him off quickly!
SHARK ATTACK!!

[napkinz]

28. kick

[napkinz]

30. a case of the blues ... or blahs

[3catwoman3]

52. Wow. Such...

...eloquence. That should rejuvenate his floundering campaign.

[ejbr]

32. ...

[ecstatic]

35. So can we finally put to rest the meme that Jeb is the smart brother?

W seems to know he fcked up, and he literally went off into the sunset, never to be seen or heard from again (unlike his VP). Jeb lacks the self awareness to know that America will not tolerate another Bush. Mommy and daddy can't fix things for you, Jeb.

[Scarsdale]

46. Dubya

He gives speeches for up to $250,000 a pop, including private planes. All held behind closed doors, no press allowed. Laura commands $50,000 a shot. What could either of them talk about that would be worth paying for, I wonder?

[LeatherSofa]

36. The Bush boys like dictatorships

where they are the dictator. The boy king expressed his frustration with democracy several times as an unelected President.

[SmittynMo]

39. Going, Going, GONE

Give it up Jeb. Na na na na, hey, hey, hey, ,,,,,,,

[xocet]

40. J.E.B = Jarringly Entitled Bastard... n/t

[Third Doctor]

42. LOL!!

ROTFL!!!!

[flamingdem]

41. I luv this

Thanks for posting this gem!!!

[Beausoir]

47. I found that tantrum to be extraordinary, even for a sniveling Bush.

That fact that Trump unloads on Jeb constantly is great fun.

[freebrew]

49. I don't think he's going to give up...

I think he's waiting the others out.
Trump will eventually crash and burn.
Carson will be seen as the idiot he really is.
JEB! has the family fortune behind him, the BFEE owns FOX(sort of), that's how * got in.
He knows it's his turn and if he can wait, the other R's will see he's the one.
He's the only one that can beat Hilary.(???)

He doesn't know that he's not the smart one, mom keeps telling him he IS.

[DonCoquixote]

50. again, I hate to say it

But if Trump helps Jeb self destruct, more power to him, not like Bernie or even Hillary would not destroy him in the general.

[Iwillnevergiveup]

51. Oh, Lord

If Bush, Trump & Carson flame out, CRUZ is up next. Then religion will be in the mix along with incompetence.

[Jester Messiah]

54. Don't let us keep you, Jeb.

Put on some Foghat, roll a doob, maybe wash the car. Walk the dog, see what's on the tube. Enjoy your life.

[Nitram]

56. Boo, hoo, hoo.

Give the man a Kleenex. What a weenie!

[onecent]

57. I am VERY HAPPY to see a post re: Jeb and how much his mother loves him and kept him out of

trouble. And How he is PROUD HIS PARENTS ARE 90 years old and everyone LOVES MAMA AND she walks with a cane.

but PUUULLLLEASE JEB wake up. Well over 80% of the people in the world feel this way about their parents????????

Go back home and take care of them...and spend their money...

Jesus if Jeb wins this whole thing its definitely STOLEN.