Really? - A "Jeb Can Fix It" Campaign......

[global1]

Who is running Jeb's campaign. It is a total joke and now this? Admit that it's broke and say he can fix it?

With comments like - he has better things to do - or - he would kill for his father (saw that one this a.m.).

He's a flop. Just admit it and get out of the race. Before you say something that you'll really regret.

[MoonRiver]

1. That comment about his father,

actually sounded like a threat!

[shraby]

2. Remnds me of that site that shows "I fixed it" and has a bunch of

weird fixes.

[B Calm]

3. Fix it like George W did?

[global1]

5. Yep - The Fix Is In......nt

[kay1864]

4. That's Jeb, still stuck in the previous century...

[madamesilverspurs]

6. Yerp.

[Generic Other]

18. he eats nails for breakfast

[Shandris]

7. I'm not convinced Jeb could fix a piece a toast.

I mean...c'mon, really? How is this guy even still running?

[napkinz]

10. speaking of which ...

[Shandris]

17. He's got the butter-able-est face I've ever seen!

Shandris, always making up new words with the Writer's Duct Tape, also known as the hyphen!

That image is downright scary. If I pulled that out of my toaster I'd take it to a priest to have it exorcised! The toast AND toaster!

[LiberalElite]

8. Doesn't that beg the question: What's broken, Jeb! ?

I don't think you want to go there.....

[napkinz]

9. ...

[napkinz]

11. posted by DU member thelordofhell

see http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027307068#post5

[geek tragedy]

12. Time to downgrade Jeb! to Jeb? nt

[napkinz]

13. Jeb Can’t Fix It: Bush’s campaign reboot flops as Twitter demolishes his dopey new slogan

Tom Boggioni
02 NOV 2015

A week after faltering GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush ran home to Texas to meet with his family and stop his campaign’s financial bleeding, the former Florida governor launched a reboot of his drive for the nomination with the slogan “Jeb can fix it.”

At a scheduled rally in Tampa, Bush announced what he hopes a campaign tour that he believes will help stop his precipitous fall in the polls that has seen him go from front-runner turn to also-ran.

Bush hinted at the change in direction in his campaign on Sunday, saying he has the leadership qualities to fix what is wrong with America. However, with commentators and strategists saying Bush could be out of the race within 30 days, Twitter commenters were quick to ask what exactly Jeb will “fix”: the country and his own collapsing campaign.

See tweets below:

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/jeb-cant-fix-it-bushs-campaign-reboot-flops-as-twitter-demolishes-his-dopey-new-slogan/

[Scurrilous]

14. His campaign is being run by idiots.

Jeb Bush Borrowed His New Slogan From England's Most Notorious Child Abuser

<snip>

"To most American voters (especially the younger ones), Jeb Bush’s new slogan will mostly just sound uninspired, and slightly reminiscent of Bob the Builder. But for pretty much anyone even mildly aware of British popular culture, the words “Jeb Can Fix It,” soon to be plastered on every surface his dying campaign can touch, will bring to mind just one thing: Jimmy Savile, one of the most prolific child abusers in the history of entertainment."

http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-borrowed-his-new-slogan-from-englands-most-not-1740064613



Jim'll Fix It

"Jim'll Fix It is a long-running British television show, broadcast by the BBC between May 1975 and June 1994. It was devised and presented by Jimmy Savile and produced by Roger Ordish and encouraged children to write in to have their wishes granted."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim%27ll_Fix_It

[JanMichael]

20. i missed your post. my first thought was the same. nt

[Scurrilous]

21. Mine too.

When I saw this on the news I almost choked on my lunch. Unbelievable.

[napkinz]

15. ...

[napkinz]

16. 2000!

[JanMichael]

19. fix it like jimmy seville? gross. nt.

[smirkymonkey]

22. The jokes almost write themselves.

How can he be so clueless as to not see the writing on the wall? He's already hit bottom, but just continues to dig.