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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsCoked-up, gun-wielding Indiana woman leaves blow-up doll and poop-covered sex toy on porch
An Indiana woman was arrested Saturday after she attempted to leave a blow-up sex doll and a poop-covered dildo on someones porch then pulled a gun on two men as she was trying to flee the scene.
According to Indianapolis Channel 6 News, Johnson County Sheriffs Deputies received a call at around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday about a disturbance in which a woman tried to leave something on the porch of a home, then produced a firearm.
According to the sheriffs department, a deputy responded to the scene and pulled over 56-year-old Chrys Wimmer. Noting that Wimmer was armed, the deputy asked her to exit the vehicle.
Wimmer explained that she was looking for an old school friends house in the neighborhood, but could not remember their first name. She claimed she wanted to play a prank on them.
She said shed left a blow-up sex doll and a dildo covered in dog feces on the porch of a home. Two men had interrupted her and she became alarmed and pulled a gun on them and demanded that they let her leave.
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According to Indianapolis Channel 6 News, Johnson County Sheriffs Deputies received a call at around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday about a disturbance in which a woman tried to leave something on the porch of a home, then produced a firearm.
According to the sheriffs department, a deputy responded to the scene and pulled over 56-year-old Chrys Wimmer. Noting that Wimmer was armed, the deputy asked her to exit the vehicle.
Wimmer explained that she was looking for an old school friends house in the neighborhood, but could not remember their first name. She claimed she wanted to play a prank on them.
She said shed left a blow-up sex doll and a dildo covered in dog feces on the porch of a home. Two men had interrupted her and she became alarmed and pulled a gun on them and demanded that they let her leave.
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She sounds like a laughriot...
Hey, want to go to a party?
Okay!
Great! I'll bring the blow-up doll and dildo covered with poop and you bring the gun!
Okay!
No doubt the "old school friend" was relieved that she couldn't remember their first name.
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Coked-up, gun-wielding Indiana woman leaves blow-up doll and poop-covered sex toy on porch (Original Post)
KansDem
Nov 2015
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KamaAina
(78,249 posts)1. Who knew Florida Man had a sister up north?
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)8. Can you imagine the call to the cousin, Pennsylvania man? nt
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)10. Maybe a distant, as in Neanderthal, in Cali.
Takket
(23,707 posts)16. *sigh* I was going to make a Florida guy crack, but reply #1 already had it
you snooze you lose lol
RandySF
(84,084 posts)2. God Bless America
lpbk2713
(43,271 posts)3. Nice sense of humor.
And doesn't everyone carry a gun on them when they playfully
leave an inflatable sex doll and a dildo on someone's porch?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)4. There sure are a lot of dim bulbs
and bent arrows wandering around out there.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,270 posts)5. "Don't takes mah gunz - just don't takes mah gunz"
Freaking dipwads.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)6. Hmmm. Charming.
wtf?
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)7. Oh, the Florida!
It keeps spreading.
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)11. Gotten to Maryland, yet?
CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)9. Dog feces? yeah, sure it was dog feces.
PufPuf23
(9,832 posts)12. This is what can happen to you if you DON'T smoke marijuana
and have an old school friend named Duggar.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)13. ewwwww
B Calm
(28,762 posts)14. Hopefully when she retires she'll move to Florida.
dembotoz
(16,922 posts)15. carly is from indiana?