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KansDem

(28,498 posts)
Mon Nov 2, 2015, 06:25 PM Nov 2015

Coked-up, gun-wielding Indiana woman leaves blow-up doll and poop-covered sex toy on porch

An Indiana woman was arrested Saturday after she attempted to leave a blow-up sex doll and a poop-covered dildo on someone’s porch — then pulled a gun on two men as she was trying to flee the scene.

According to Indianapolis’ Channel 6 News, Johnson County Sheriff’s Deputies received a call at around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday about a disturbance in which a woman tried to leave something on the porch of a home, then produced a firearm.

According to the sheriff’s department, a deputy responded to the scene and pulled over 56-year-old Chrys Wimmer. Noting that Wimmer was armed, the deputy asked her to exit the vehicle.

Wimmer explained that she was looking for an old school friend’s house in the neighborhood, but could not remember their first name. She claimed she wanted to play a prank on them.

She said she’d left a blow-up sex doll and a dildo covered in dog feces on the porch of a home. Two men had interrupted her and she became alarmed and pulled a gun on them and demanded that they let her leave.

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She sounds like a laughriot...
Hey, want to go to a party?
Okay!
Great! I'll bring the blow-up doll and dildo covered with poop and you bring the gun!
Okay!


No doubt the "old school friend" was relieved that she couldn't remember their first name.
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Coked-up, gun-wielding Indiana woman leaves blow-up doll and poop-covered sex toy on porch (Original Post) KansDem Nov 2015 OP
Who knew Florida Man had a sister up north? KamaAina Nov 2015 #1
Can you imagine the call to the cousin, Pennsylvania man? nt msanthrope Nov 2015 #8
Maybe a distant, as in Neanderthal, in Cali. Eleanors38 Nov 2015 #10
*sigh* I was going to make a Florida guy crack, but reply #1 already had it Takket Nov 2015 #16
God Bless America RandySF Nov 2015 #2
Nice sense of humor. lpbk2713 Nov 2015 #3
There sure are a lot of dim bulbs hifiguy Nov 2015 #4
"Don't takes mah gunz - just don't takes mah gunz" TheCowsCameHome Nov 2015 #5
Hmmm. Charming. smirkymonkey Nov 2015 #6
Oh, the Florida! LiberalEsto Nov 2015 #7
Gotten to Maryland, yet? Eleanors38 Nov 2015 #11
Dog feces? yeah, sure it was dog feces. CBGLuthier Nov 2015 #9
This is what can happen to you if you DON'T smoke marijuana PufPuf23 Nov 2015 #12
ewwwww Liberal_in_LA Nov 2015 #13
Hopefully when she retires she'll move to Florida. B Calm Nov 2015 #14
carly is from indiana? dembotoz Nov 2015 #15

Takket

(23,707 posts)
16. *sigh* I was going to make a Florida guy crack, but reply #1 already had it
Tue Nov 3, 2015, 08:04 PM
Nov 2015

you snooze you lose lol

lpbk2713

(43,271 posts)
3. Nice sense of humor.
Mon Nov 2, 2015, 06:50 PM
Nov 2015



And doesn't everyone carry a gun on them when they playfully
leave an inflatable sex doll and a dildo on someone's porch?

PufPuf23

(9,835 posts)
12. This is what can happen to you if you DON'T smoke marijuana
Tue Nov 3, 2015, 06:32 PM
Nov 2015

and have an old school friend named Duggar.

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