Creepy clown will reform your misbehaving kids

[Liberal_in_LA]

https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=&w=1484

For a few hundred bucks cash, he told The Washington Post, he’ll make an appearance at your party or gathering, prank your friend or even scare your misbehaving kid straight, as he was recently hired to do by one mother looking for a way to reform her trouble-making 12-year-old.

“He was scared of clowns and I showed up across the street from him at the bus stop and he just started crying in front of his friends and ran home,” Wrinkles told The Post, somewhat remorsefully, in his heavy New England accent. “His mother called back a few days later and said ‘Thank you!’ Now when he acts bad, she just has to ask him: ‘Do you want Wrinkles to come back?’ ”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/03/this-creepy-65-year-old-clown-will-terrify-your-misbehaving-kid-for-cash/

[CTyankee]

1. jeebus, isn't that child cruelty? Who would do THAT to a kid?

All I did with my kids is just give them bread and water if they got out of line...

[RKP5637]

2. I'd be scared too! He looks a bit like Trump!!!

[yeoman6987]

3. I hate clowns. Always have. I'd have a heart attack if I saw that thing.

[UtahLib]

4. That mother may be very sorry

if she ever finds her care in the hands of her son. Shame on her.

[guillaumeb]

5. This looks like my driver's license photo.

[etherealtruth]

6. Hahahahahahahaha ......ha n/t

[procon]

7. That mother was Valedictorian at the Barnum and Bailey School of Parenting. nt

[hifiguy]

8. Some parents are seriously bent arrows.

I have always despised clowns, and that thing looks like it crawled out of one of HP Lovecraft's nightmare hangovers.

[Mnemosyne]

9. That "mother" is cruel and should be ashamed. nt

[Kingofalldems]

10. This guy would be much better: