Twitter invents hilarious #BenCarsonWikipedia facts to mock candidate’s battle with reality

[applegrove]

Twitter invents hilarious #BenCarsonWikipedia facts to mock candidate’s battle with reality

by Jackie Salso at International Business Times

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/twitter-invents-hilarious-bencarsonwikipedia-facts-to-mock-candidates-struggle-with-reality/

"SNIP...............


"All the stone inside the pyramids is petrified wheat. Duh. What do think dinosaurs ate in the desert?"



.................SNIP"

[malaise]

1. Ridicule is the only way to deal with morons who make up shit

and pretend to be informed.

[arcane1]

2. I for one do NOT ever want to get on Twitter's bad side.

Though I would surely laugh my ass off about it

[malaise]

4. Hehehehehehehhe

I don't tweet but I do enjoy the laughs. Truth is laughing at ourselves is the best medicine

What I want to know is why people who are already well qualified find it necessary to make up shit to appear even more qualified, popular, important, successful, whatever. I'll never get it.

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. oh..says there he is a ...GRAIN...surgeon.

[malaise]

16. That's too good

[dixiegrrrrl]

17. I knew you would get it....

[applegrove]

5. It is laughable here. Imagine how it feels to his followers to find out he is not

the saint he appears to be. At least they have found out. If they are not in denial. Which they probably are.

[malaise]

6. Serves the gullible ignorant followers right

Con men can't fool me. I'm laughing at him and them

[applegrove]

8. There are some conmen who can fool anybody and make anybody do anything. They do exist. They do have

victims. Part of feeling like you can't be fooled helps them. Carson followers see themselves as especially virtuous I bet. Better to see oneself as smart and dumb. Good and bad. Weak and strong. Cause no one person has all the thousands of kinds of intelligence and strengths and virtues that are in humanity. And that leaves a backdoor for the creepy like Carson to become leaders.

[NightWatcher]

9. They are reading conservative news which is framing this as an attack by the liberal media

They are saying he implied he could've gone to the school, had he applied. The poor dumb fucking bastards (of which I have many family members) will never believe the truth, even if it's sitting on their faces and starting to wiggle.

[L. Coyote]

12. Satire is an effective political tools. Once you laugh AT a candidate

it matters little what they say or do.

Well, the meme-ing is a hilarious delight today. People are having some fun at his expense. Another great day in the history of the Republican party, a whacko around just long enough to make them look even crazier than before, competing with another egomaniac making everyone think they are even more bigoted. They don't make popcorn good enough for this show.

[malaise]

14. For real

This is hilarious

[riversedge]

3. .@RealBenCarson FYI:

Angelo Carusone ?@GoAngelo 5h5 hours ago

.@RealBenCarson FYI: ......

[NightWatcher]

7. Stonehenge was god's domino set. Easter Island statues were god's chess set

The Coliseum was built to store Frosted Flakes

Global Warming is just Jesus giving us a warm hug

The Earth is filled with helium, its how we stay up in space



that place is a riot

[gratuitous]

13. Easter Island - Wrong!

Easter Island is where Jesus hid the eggs for the first Easter. Gah, you libruls don't know nothin'!

[RichGirl]

10. It should be #BenCarsonWackypedia

[L. Coyote]

11. Indeed.

[UTUSN]

18. R#6 & K n/t

[flamingdem]

19. I am a GRAIN surgeon

Lots of hilarity over there