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The marshmallow crop in NC is ruint... (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Nov 2015 OP
They just need to learn how to grow them bigger: kentauros Nov 2015 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author marble falls Nov 2015 #7
ok, that is funny! magical thyme Nov 2015 #8
Our Grand daughter, my wife and myself madokie Nov 2015 #12
I've never seen them that big, either! kentauros Nov 2015 #26
At one point I had my kids convinced those MissB Nov 2015 #17
Keep reminding them kentauros Nov 2015 #24
ROTFLMAO........ Historic NY Nov 2015 #27
Thanks for the laugh malaise Nov 2015 #2
Made me laugh, thank you. madamvlb Nov 2015 #3
ROFLMAO mdbl Nov 2015 #4
Somebody had too much time on their hands Omaha Steve Nov 2015 #5
I'm sure if Mr. Yokum has donated to the right campaigns he can get a subsidy. Scuba Nov 2015 #6
watch for the price of marshmallows to go up! ;-) n/t Dem_in_Nebr. Nov 2015 #9
That's one of two different stations that have done that story... ms liberty Nov 2015 #10
That was really well done. Cassiopeia Nov 2015 #11
The reason I thought the headline might be serious... Mister Ed Nov 2015 #13
The sap of the marsh mallow plant was originally used to make marshmallows ... eppur_se_muova Nov 2015 #15
Thank you ! Familiarity with the plant is why I clicked on this also. MH1 Nov 2015 #19
Thank you! n/t Mister Ed Nov 2015 #20
I've bought marsh mallow root before, for medicinal purposes. kentauros Nov 2015 #23
Thanks for a much need lol this morning, grits. K&R brer cat Nov 2015 #14
Sharing this with my wet friends in Washington state Generic Other Nov 2015 #16
Spokesperson Willy Kidd... CTyankee Nov 2015 #18
Thanks Obama! nt geek tragedy Nov 2015 #21
The Swiss gave up on trying to grow marshmallows and chose to plant spaghetti trees instead. Brother Buzz Nov 2015 #22
Great minds think alike--I posted this one the second I saw the OP--without reading tblue37 Nov 2015 #32
I need to believe that was the inspiration for Frank Zappa's 'Montana' Brother Buzz Nov 2015 #33
Lol. I like how they play it straight Liberal_in_LA Nov 2015 #25
Does Monsanto have GMO marshmallows yet? valerief Nov 2015 #28
He needs gofundme help Politicalboi Nov 2015 #29
His dogs are doing well so far. Elwood P Dowd Nov 2015 #30
Makes me remember this oldie but goodie on the BBC: tblue37 Nov 2015 #31

Response to kentauros (Reply #1)

madokie

(51,076 posts)
12. Our Grand daughter, my wife and myself
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 09:09 AM
Nov 2015

were having us a marsh mellow roast in the back yard a while back and they sent me to the store to get the marsh mellows. Grand Daughter (8 YO,) told me Papa we want the big ones, not them tiny little things. In hind sight I think big ones she meant the ones like we're all used to using for this very thing and the tiny ones like the ones like you might find in a mug of hot chocolate. Anyways off to the store I trudge and to my surprise they had some really big marsh mellows, I mean a good two inches in diameter so I get them and head on home thinking I did good. When I get out of the truck and grand daughter sees the size of the marsh mellows I have she says Hollie Mollie papa we didn't mean that big. None of us had seen that big of a marsh mellow before. We all three got a kick out of it and went on about our marsh mellow roasting, laughing at the size of them the whole time. Hey you could toast them, eat the outer good part and toast them again two more times before the centers were so soft to fall off the stick.


Anyways if was loads of fun to be had by all

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
26. I've never seen them that big, either!
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 02:55 PM
Nov 2015

And yeah, I can see how you could get away with roasting them multiple times. Or just put them in the top of a stockpot of hot chocolate and tell the kids it's a cup for the giant next door

MissB

(15,803 posts)
17. At one point I had my kids convinced those
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 11:28 AM
Nov 2015

were really marshmallows. Of course they were 4 and 5 at the time. Still, every time we drive by a field of these, I say 'hey, look, big marshmallow crop this year.' They groan.

ms liberty

(8,544 posts)
10. That's one of two different stations that have done that story...
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 08:51 AM
Nov 2015

That I know of here in NC. Eyewitness news in the Charlotte market is an ABC channel. That story is a few years old, and I don't recognize the reporter so it might be a Raleigh or Asheville station. The same story was also done by the Charlotte NBC station, by weatherman Larry Sprinkle (yes, that really is his name!). He's a real comedian, does costumed characters on Halloween and stuff. He's a long time beloved member of the community, and also does a lot of pet adoption and rescue work. I've seen Larry's version several times, its very similar to this one.

Mister Ed

(5,920 posts)
13. The reason I thought the headline might be serious...
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 10:16 AM
Nov 2015

...is that there really is such a plant as a marsh mallow. It has a sweet, starchy, bulbous root that is edible, and tastes something like the confection that is named after it. I've never heard of them being farmed commercially, though, so I was interested in learning more.

eppur_se_muova

(36,246 posts)
15. The sap of the marsh mallow plant was originally used to make marshmallows ...
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 11:13 AM
Nov 2015
Marshmallows date back to as early as 2000 BC and were considered a delicacy deemed worthy only for gods and royalty. During those times, Egyptians made individual marshmallows by hand by extracting sap from a mallow plant and mixing it with nuts and honey.

This delicious sweet developed a new form when, in the 1800s, candy makers in France took the sap from marshmallow plants and combined it with egg whites and sugar. The mixture was whipped by hand and took the form of the marshmallow we all know today. Since they were no longer reserved for people of high status, the demand for marshmallows among the public required candy makers to speed up the production process, so they developed a system known as the starch mogul system. The starch mogul system used corn starch molds to form the marshmallows.

Additional changes to the recipe were also made. Candy makers replaced the sap taken from the marshmallow plant with gelatin, which enabled the marshmallow mixture to maintain its form and reduced the labor intensive process of extracting the sap from the mallow plant. The gelatin was combined with corn syrup, starch, sugar, gelatin, and water to create the fluffy texture of the marshmallow. The gelatin ingredient is essential in extending the shelf life of marshmallows because of the moisture it infuses into the candy. Thus, by replacing the previous egg whites with gelatin, marshmallows maintain their beloved elastic and spongy qualities much longer than they had previously.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/01/marshmallows-were-originally-made-from-the-sap-of-the-marshmallow-plant/


There is a whole family of flowering plants known as mallows; the marsh mallow (when written as two words, the plant is meant) was brought to NA from Europe and is now a well-established wild plant in many areas.


Althaea officinalis, the Marsh Mallow

MH1

(17,573 posts)
19. Thank you ! Familiarity with the plant is why I clicked on this also.
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 11:52 AM
Nov 2015

I had learned the story of marshmallows from a naturalist when discussing the plant. So I was quizzical at the headline because, duh, marsh mallows aren't farmed; and not surprised to see it a hoax. But happy to see someone post the back story.

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
23. I've bought marsh mallow root before, for medicinal purposes.
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 02:49 PM
Nov 2015

So, someone has to be farming it, if only for that

Here's some info on its uses that way:

Marsh Mallow

---Parts Used---Leaves, root and flowers. The leaves are picked in August, when the flowers are just coming into bloom. They should be stripped off singly and gathered only on a fine day, in the morning, after the dew has been dried off by the sun.

---Constituents---Marsh Mallow contains starch, mucilage, pectin, oil, sugar, asparagin, phosphate of lime, glutinous matter and cellulose.

---Medicinal Action and Uses---The great demulcent and emollient properties of Marsh Mallow make it useful in inflammation and irritation of the alimentary canal, and of the urinary and respiratory organs. The dry roots boiled in water give out half their weight of a gummy matter like starch. Decoctions of the plant, especially of the root, are very useful where the natural mucus has been abraded from the coats of the intestines, The decoction can be made by adding 5 pints of water to 1/4 lb. of dried root, boiling down to 3 pints and straining: it should not be made too thick and viscid. It is excellent in painful complaints of the urinary organs, exerting a relaxing effect upon the passages, as well as acting curatively. This decoction is also effective in curing bruises, sprains or any ache in the muscles or sinews. In haemorrhage from the urinary organs and in dysentery, it has been recommended to use the powdered root boiled in milk. The action of Marsh Mallow root upon the bowels is unaccompanied by any astringency.

Boiled in wine or milk, Marsh Mallow will relieve diseases of the chest, constituting a popular remedy for coughs, bronchitis, whooping-cough, etc., generally in combination with other remedies. It is frequently given in the form of a syrup, which is best adapted to infants and children.

(more at link above)

tblue37

(65,206 posts)
32. Great minds think alike--I posted this one the second I saw the OP--without reading
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 03:43 PM
Nov 2015

the comments first.

Brother Buzz

(36,356 posts)
33. I need to believe that was the inspiration for Frank Zappa's 'Montana'
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 04:21 PM
Nov 2015

It was the meme back in the day, hauled out and aired on TV every April Fools Day for years.

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

tblue37

(65,206 posts)
31. Makes me remember this oldie but goodie on the BBC:
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 03:42 PM
Nov 2015

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