New Rules (DU Edition): List of words to avoid using on DU to avoid arrest

[Submariner]

Last edited Sun May 27, 2012, 11:32 PM - Edit history (1)

Revealed: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don't want the government spying on you (and they include 'pork', 'cloud' and 'Mexico')

Department of Homeland Security forced to release list following freedom of information request
Agency insists it only looks for evidence of genuine threats to the U.S. and not for signs of general dissent


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150281/REVEALED-Hundreds-words-avoid-using-online-dont-want-government-spying-you.html#ixzz1w7hUe2fb


MIND YOUR LANGUAGE: THE LIST OF KEYWORDS IN FULL





edit to add in last 2 pages of list.

[1monster]

1. Well, I'm screwed. Wait! Is that word on the list too?

[WillyT]

2. I'm Screwed... Been Searching Sites For Toxic Nuclear Pork Influenza...

Damn...

[Robb]

6. That's a Bobby Flay dish, IIRC.

[FrodosPet]

9. I'm thinking more Andrew Zimmern (Bizzare Foods)

[Warpy]

3. We found a list similar to this one nearly 10 years ago

when we found out they were trolling Undernet. Needless to say, we tried to cram as many of those "offensive" terms into every post as possible.

[jwirr]

52. I do not worry to much about what the dear spies think - Agent Andy will handle it. Your idea sounds

like it would work. They would be so tired of listening to us and finding nothing that they just might start listening to ther freepers.

[Kalidurga]

4. On my last trip to Mexico....

I had the best pork sandwich ever. There was not a cloud in the sky. And although I hear the cops are rather corrupt, they were nothing but nice to me.

The list should eliminate a whole bunch of words. Having this many could lead to a whole lot of sifting through communications for threats that aren't there. This of course means they would have less time finding the threats that are there.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. So if I have an Outbreak of my mood and say something Explosive in Response

to a post....

I am in deep shit, I guess!



We are witnessing our world go utterly insane.

[zbdent]

7. well, the freepturds and teahadists are safe ...

unless someone installed a spellchecker on their computers ...

[ZombieHorde]

8. Many of those words are used on DU everyday. nt

[FrodosPet]

13. I have no doubt...

...that the Government has a file on everyone who posts here.

[ZombieHorde]

18. Most of those reports read,

"Spends too much time arguing on the computer."

[AnotherMcIntosh]

10. I'm not worried although I've used many of those words. I think that all governmental agencies

that are spying upon us are both doing excellent work and are doing so for our own good.

[UnrepentantLiberal]

14. In the mood for a good flame war?

[AnotherMcIntosh]

19. What's a good flame war?

Are you going to say something nice about zer Homeland Security officials? NSA officials? TSA officials?

I've already called dibs.

[alfredo]

31. Ha! This thread will make them twitch at ft Meade. Old timers there

Will recognize my avatar

[Drale]

15. Hi Mr. Man in Black

I'll pretend your not really a government spy is you can get me off Jury Duty permanently. What do you say?

[AnotherMcIntosh]

20. I don't know. Depending upon what I say, I may need a friendly on jury duty.

[EFerrari]

16. We embrace our DHS overlords.

[2banon]

32. you forgot to add the sarcasm coda or other to indicate that you're kidding....

very important because text does not reveal tone of voice or intention very well..

because if you were serious.... well, never mind.

[AnotherMcIntosh]

48. You're right, I could have included the sarcasm coda. n/t

[libodem]

51. Yo, Agent Mike

This one's for you, buddy.

[tabasco]

56. Me too, comrade!

Strength through unity!

[freshwest]

60. What if they contract the work out to companies that are the ideological twin of Eric Prince?

Would you feel safe having all your thoughts and connections exposed to Teaparty Terrorists?

Just a thought. They still haven't come for my rebellious self as revealed on the world data base.

Not yet, anyway. I must not be special enough.

[AnotherMcIntosh]

61. To any Teaparty Terrorists or twin of Eric Prince, I want to re-afffirm that you guys are

doing a great job. Since I'm truly on your side, you can look more closely at other people first.



Have you heard about the two campers and the bear?

The story is that while both campers had taken off their boots and were getting for the night, they heard a bear in the bushes.

One of them started putting his boots on. The other said, "Be still. Even if you put your boots on, you won't be able to out-run the bear."

The other one said. "I don't need to out-run the bear. I only need to out-run you."

[freshwest]

62. Gee, nice to know you got my back... I think...

[Ishoutandscream2]

11. Hello, Agent Mike!

Give my best to the Mrs!

[Drale]

12. Bomb Bomb Bomb

Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb
Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud
Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague Plague
Maritime domain awareness Maritime domain awareness Maritime domain awareness Maritime domain awareness Maritime domain awareness

Sorry I had to do it, lets see if they really only look for credible threats.

[NV Whino]

24. That's iCloud to you, sir (or madam)

And probably, iBomb and iPlague as well.

[Zalatix]

54. Jam ECHELON Day. Every day.

[L0oniX]

65. So uhm is Mr. Bomb Bomb Iran McCain in trouble now?

[Drale]

69. No but

remember McCain is a Repuke and they can say what ever they want, when ever they want.

[lunatica]

17. Thank God the word Fuck isn't on that list!

I would be arrested post haste.

Jesus! They must be very busy!

[coalition_unwilling]

34. Interesting to note that "Kissinger" and "Cheney" were not on the list. Whenever I'm

plotting mass murder of innocent civilians, I always use "Kissinger" as my code for it. When I'm planning war crimes or crimes against humanity, I use "Cheney" as my super-duper-secret code word.

[2banon]

37. omg splittin' gut laughing..

ahh, i needed a few laughs tonight... namaste .... (oops that word might be on the list...)

[L0oniX]

68. LMFAO

[2banon]

35. I'm lovin' these good hearty laughs I'm gettting from some posts tonight...

[L0oniX]

66. So would Cheney Mr."Go f*ck yourself"

[randome]

21. Don't EVER use the words 'Imperious Rex'!

Or SHIELD may come lookin' for ya!

[Drale]

22. To be fair Namor is a dick and

needs a good ass beating from shield every now and then.

[NV Whino]

23. Well, this is an attack and assassination of our domestic security.

Screw this drill/exercise. Call in the cops or law enforcement or authorities. We need some disaster assistance here.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

25. Exercise??? Well, I'm public enemy #1 then! nt

[SheilaT]

26. This is actually quite hilarious, considering how actually

innocuous all of these words really are.

And just think of all the lively discussions that occur here regarding various diseases, the need to vaccinate (or not, according to various others) and so on.

People who compile such lists are idiots.

[Ilsa]

27. I had to google 2600. What a pantload

of crap that list is. Cloud? Aid? Burst? Really?

[dixiegrrrrl]

30. Gee, I can't even "watch" the "erosion" on my deck.

wonder if they look for "wa*ch"?

[alfredo]

28. Is go fuck yourself on the list?

[47of74]

29. 2600?

As in Atari 2600.



Sorry, I'll talk about the groundbreaking system in home video games anytime I want.

[Politicalboi]

38. Cool game

I had one of those. I had Ghosts and Goblins, Link, Star Wars, Super Pong, Space Invaders, Dig Dug, Missile Command. I always hated the explosive blisters I would get while bombing things. LOL!

[freshwest]

33. Looks like DU is safe. Depleted Uranium (DU) is no longer a threat. Yum, let's eat some.

[progressoid]

55. Heh. That's how I first found DU.

I was searching for some info on Depleted Uranium after hearing a story on Air America or some such station.

[freshwest]

57. Yeah, Doug Rokke was lecturing on it on SCAN during the Bush reign of terror. I found DU in the

Search results but was busy with a site which had started in November of 2000 as we watched the coup of 2000 unfold, day by day. I wasn't signed up at DU then, so all I saw were lots of little lines. Opening up page after page was difficult, so I didn't join in at the time.

The other place was good through 2008 when a bitter schism took place between the Hillary and Obama supporters. It was shocking to see those who left saying then, they've vote for McCain. It was as DUers have seen, easier to unite while Bush was there. They never came back and went all GOP on us. Lost a lot of net friends that year.

Of the others that were left, most got into the CT stuff and were lost to the Dark Side (GOP) and the conservative goons took over everything. So I'm glad to be here now!

[lunasun]

36. Pirates? social media? Storm?? hmmm that is a well

crafted job security effort since they will be at it night and day on overtime fishing for harm.....wtf

[coalition_unwilling]

39. Challenge to DU: Write a novel that uses every word in this list at least once. It could be a chain

document that all of us contribute to as our little F-U to DHS, possibly causing their mainframes to self-immolate. I'll start it:

Taliban spammers were phreaking and brute forcing a mudslide for relief, but they could get no closure . . .

And now it's your turn

[Art_from_Ark]

72. Then they looked up in the sky

and realized it was only clouds' illusions that they could recall...
They really didn't know clouds at all.

[Fire Walk With Me]

40. All citizens are terrorists. That's quite a philosophy they have there.

That philosophy must be ended for the sake of Freedom, for THEY are the terrorists. My life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness are incompatable with their police state.

Groom Lake President Terrorist Hanta Virus Weaponize

[Speck Tater]

41. I used to live in San Diego

but I was pretty far from the border with Mexico, even though I was close to the airport. What I really liked about San Diego was the weather. They didn't have a single tornado (also known as a twister) while I was there, and although a hurricane is a remote possibility. Of course there was never any snow and a blizzard was completely out of the question. Aside from the occasional earthquake the area is pretty immune to disasters, although a brush fire once came close to our house.

We lived just half a mile from the Interstate, and even though the soil wasn't the best in the world, using avian poo instead of chemical agents we could practice organic agriculture and raise some mighty fine home grown strawberries. The enriched soil in our plot gave us strawberries that literally burst with flavor. So it turned out that those so-called authorities, who thought they were so smart in telling me my attempt to raise strawberries would be a failure, were just a gang of know-it-alls who turned out to be wrong.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

42. Fucking perfect!

[marasinghe]

43. i was wondering what had happened to Reuters of late.

they only carry business news on their webpage, nowadays.
am i mistaken in not seeing any business terms on this list?

[cherokeeprogressive]

44. I didn't see the word GUN on that list. Is the word GUN on that list?

If the word GUN is on that list, I didn't see it.

Did anyone see the word GUN?

Some people are right about this: NO ONE does things as good as the US gubmint does.

[L0oniX]

63. or abortion, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, etc.

[aquart]

45. So basically they are spying on their own email?

[L0oniX]

64. No No No ..."whores" is not on the list.

[Sea-Dog]

46. hope they have a list of common misspellings of these words

for the reThugs and freepers.

[HiPointDem]

47. you can't say 'cops' or 'police,' so i guess you're supposed to say 'pigs' if you want to talk

about law enforcement officers without typing all that out?

[DCKit]

49. Now please post a cut-and-past list we can incorporate into all our posts.

typing all those werds isn't an option each and every time.

[treestar]

53. Arrest?

It does not look like using the words results in arrest.

The government would have to be as hopeless as the right wing wants us to believe it is if it cannot tell the difference between people using the words because they are discussing something or using them as part of a terrorist plot.

[JonLP24]

58. Tucson is hosting a Regional this year

The other team from the Southwest in their bracket is New Mexico State.

Oops.

[liberalhistorian]

59. WTF is an "artistic assassin?"

An assassin who draws pictures while doing his work??????????

[Submariner]

73. Artistic Assassin

This will terrify you to no end.

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[L0oniX]

67. "Check Spelling" is going to bring trouble to DU.

[Canuckistanian]

70. Fuck those bastards

And I checked beforehand before writing that post title....

And way back in the days before DU, I used to have a sig line that included a lot of those words.

Flood them with these words, include them in every post if possible. Make their job as hard as possible.

Oh, and they spelled "Lightning" wrong.

[LiberalEsto]

71. For your next writing assignment, use ALL of the above words

in a five paragraph essay.
You have 45 minutes.

[HR_Pufnstuf]

74. Add one more...

...jury...