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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Thu Nov 26, 2015, 11:37 AM Nov 2015

The comics used to be entertaining. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("Who needs a laugh track?&quot

Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm the last person to make fun of the dead. . . . But, Geez, that did he do? . . . Choke on a turkey bone? . . . Talk about a clutz! . . . What a spaz! . . . Now he's on a slab! . . . Who's keeping track? . . . His whole life is trashed. . . . Hey, I'm a rapper, now. . . . You see, I gotta lot better things to do than make fun of people's infirmities."

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Above CAPTION loosely (but essentially) based on the following DU thread with a clip:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017310986

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The comics used to be entertaining. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post) skip fox Nov 2015 OP

Please, dear God. Let them nominate The Donald. PLEASE! Buzz Clik Nov 2015 #1

Trump is saying: skip fox Nov 2015 #2

Trump is saying: skip fox Nov 2015 #3

Trump is saying: skip fox Nov 2015 #4

"The national debt? It's nothing, I tell you!" randome Nov 2015 #5

Buzz Clik

(38,437 posts)

1. Please, dear God. Let them nominate The Donald. PLEASE!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 26, 2015, 11:42 AM

Nov 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

2. Trump is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 26, 2015, 12:03 PM

Nov 2015

"You'll never catch me making fun of someone just because he looks differently than you of me. . . . But when a guy can't even shake hands or wave without looking like a wounded bird, . . . or when he sounds like someone is standing on his head and smacking his mouth with a frozen fish. . . . well, then, he's not just different, . . . In fact, he needs somebody to point out how disgusting his is. . . . If nothing else, for the sake of our definition of normal!"

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

3. Trump is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 26, 2015, 02:58 PM

Nov 2015

"Some people might say it's inappropriate, but I'm going tell you about the problem with women these days. . . . I mean you barely get started and they pretend they're choking. . . . Now that might not be politically correct to say, but . . ."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

4. Trump is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 26, 2015, 07:17 PM

Nov 2015

"When I look in the mirror I have to hold myself."

randome

(34,845 posts)

5. "The national debt? It's nothing, I tell you!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 26, 2015, 09:27 PM

Nov 2015

"All I have to do is open up a kissing booth on the White House lawn. It's an excellent opportunity for young women to prove they understand finance as well as men! They'll come from all over, I tell you! It'll be huge! It'll be huge! It'll be huge!"
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