So I step off the plane in DC this AM and the first face I see...Ralph Reed.

[CurtEastPoint]

Smarmy as ever and as I walked by I heard him saying to another smarmbucket 'If we can get the evangelicals...'

What a hypocritical dweeb.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Seeing that a-hole would make me want to get right back on the plane

and refuse to get off.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Was he hanging around near the men's room?

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

[rfranklin]

3. I was sitting in an airport waiting area with Cal Thomas after seeing him on Fox...

and it was all I could do not to scream obscenities at him. I knew that my wife would have left me there and boarded the plane if I got arrested so I restrained myself. Missed agolden opportunity!

[Confusious]

12. Eh, that would have looked bad

Everyone around would see.

You have to be passive-aggressive in those situations.

Just walk close enough so he'll hear and say somewhat loudly "Fing crook," "hypocritical bastard" or some other such words. Keep it short.

[bongbong]

20. Better yet

Walk up to him, pretend to be "holy" as in reich-wing "holy christian", chat for a bit, and then bring up how many volunteers you can bring him if he, uhhh, "helps you out". Be sure to have a recording device so you can nail the criminal.

[Politicalboi]

4. 33?

He was around 20 years ago when Clinton was in office. How do they have him at 33? Is this an old magazine? Or does he use that age because it makes him feel like Jebus.

Never mind. I thought you were referring to the magazine. Poor thing. You actually breathed the same air as this asshole. You may want to go see a doctor.

Also, wasn't he involved in a male love triangle a few years back where someone got killed?

[BumRushDaShow]

9. Yeah that 's an old magazine cover

He'll be 51 next month. Time did an update article on him and his failures about 6 years ago. LOL

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1218060,00.html

[mollerjay]

5. jerk

cant stand him

[Odin2005]

6. Ouch!

[CherokeeDem]

7. I rode on a plane with Dick Morris....

just as vile and disgusting in person as he is on tv...and short...

I missed my opportunity....he was sitting in first class, I was in coach...the plane was crowded...I had the opportunity to smash my briefcase into his ugly face and resisited...mad at myself to this day....

[gratuitous]

8. I wonder what he might have been discussing?

After all, the evangelicals have been making Mormons out as dangerous heretics and frauds for years. Surely Mr. Reed wouldn't be planning a strategy that would ask evangelicals to betray their most deeply-held beliefs simply for political, worldly gain? I remember Jesus (and Isaiah and Jeremiah and Paul and Amos and Micah) having some pretty harsh things to say about people who did that.

[mainer]

10. I once spotted Newt in Maui... with a blonde not his wife.

This was years back, and I think it was Calista ... before they were married.

[KamaAina]

14. Alien, invasive species such as Newts are not permitted to enter Hawai'i

Someone should have stuffed him in the amnesty bin coveniently provided at every airport by the Hawai'i Department of Agriculture.

[mainer]

15. Well, he should have been in rabies quarantine at the least

And he was staying at the best resort on the beach.

[zbdent]

11. probably would have been a good time to "realize that you did need the airsick bag after all" ...

[lastlib]

13. I think I would've hawked a big loogie on him.

That would be worth paying bail for.

[hifiguy]

16. That expression is as cold, evil and alien

as I have ever seen on a human face. F*cking terrifying.

[Initech]

17. God forbid the Christian Taliban ever achieves it's true goal.

[Sherman A1]

18. My Condolences

for what must have been a traumatic experience.

[EFerrari]

19. He has a new con going with ads on the tube and everything. n/t