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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) Businessman Donald Trumps endorsement of former Governor Mitt Romney could help the presumptive GOP nominee win over the support of a constituency that has been cool to him thus far: billionaire assholes.
Reportedly, the top .00001% wealthiest Americans have regarded Mr. Romney with suspicion to date, wondering, in the words of one billionaire, if hes really one of us.
Its a bit of a reach for us billionaires to vote for someone like Romney, who just has a couple of hundred million in the bank, said Grayson Rance, a billionaire who has so far viewed the former Massachusetts governor warily. But if a bona fide billionaire asshat like Trump is for him, that makes you give the guy a second chance.
Mr. Rance said that it was hard to believe that Mr. Romney, who only owns five or six homes, could relate to people like us and understand our problems, but that Mr. Trumps thumbs-up counts for a lot.
more . . . http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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