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Jnew28

(931 posts) Mon Dec 7, 2015, 05:21 PM Dec 2015

23 Reasons Why Iowans need to be Spanked Until they are 50 Shades of Red, White and Blue

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23 Reasons Why Iowans need to be Spanked Until they are 50 Shades of Red, White and Blue (Original Post) Jnew28 Dec 2015 OP

There used to be a rivalry in the area of jokes between MN and Iowa. hifiguy Dec 2015 #1

OMFG! That is funny. longship Dec 2015 #3

Lolz. n/t Jnew28 Dec 2015 #5

Thanks. K & R . . . Journeyman Dec 2015 #2

You're so welcome! :) n/t Jnew28 Dec 2015 #4

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

1. There used to be a rivalry in the area of jokes between MN and Iowa.

Reply to Jnew28 (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2015, 05:30 PM

Dec 2015

What does IOWA stand for? Idiots Out Walking Around.

Why are all the football fields in Iowa covered with artificial turf? So the cheerleaders won't graze.

Best thing that ever came out of Iowa? Interstate 35.

Iowans were throwing sticks of dynamite across the border with Minnesota. Minnesotans lit them and threw them back.

longship

(40,416 posts)

3. OMFG! That is funny.

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 7, 2015, 05:51 PM

Dec 2015

A bit of levity is always helpful.

Poor Iowa, though.

Jnew28

(931 posts)

5. Lolz. n/t

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 7, 2015, 06:31 PM

Dec 2015

Journeyman

(15,485 posts)

2. Thanks. K & R . . .

Reply to Jnew28 (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2015, 05:35 PM

Dec 2015

Jnew28

(931 posts)

4. You're so welcome! :) n/t

Reply to Journeyman (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 7, 2015, 06:30 PM

Dec 2015

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