I'll have it be known that Amercia is a Christina Nation!

[MineralMan]

Mitt's welcome to be elected as the next Amercian Presidnet, as far as I'm concerned. President of The United States Obama can send an ambassador there.

[MineralMan]

1. Amercia is a Muslin-free Country, Too.

[freshwest]

6. We reject Sharia-Lite. We want full ChristoFascism and we want it now!

TeabaggerTaliban forever!

[NightWatcher]

2. Amercia isn't a Moron Nation, Moran Nation, or Mormon Nation

I'm loving challenging my Fundie family members on voting for a "non Christian" (in their eyes). Obama at least goes to a Christian church....

[freshwest]

7. Haha! What kind of response are you getting? Red faced rage or embarrassment?

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Could he please take all those tea bagger Amercians with him?

[MineralMan]

8. All Morans are Welcome in Amercia.

The Amercian Statute of Librety has this plaque:

Give us your tried, you're poro,
Your yawning masses, yurning to beat the free,
The wretched refuse of your steeming shower.

[freshwest]

13. Teabagger Paradise Found:

Our apologies to our Canadian friends...

[MineralMan]

4. Visit Amercia! We Put the FUN in FUNdimentalism.

Only Christinas are allowed!

[randome]

5. Amercia. It's where we all long to be.

[hifiguy]

9. Christina Applegate? Christina Aguilera?

Christina Ricci? This could get complicated.

[lame54]

11. beat me to it

[cthulu2016]

10. And a Carrie Nation, unfortunately

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. Concealed Carrie Nation nt