Wednesday wishes it were elsewhere if not otherwise. Please come CAPTION Bill-O the Fecal Clown!!!

[skip fox]

Bill O'Reilly is saying: "And we all know Planned Parenthood is trying to undermine the Catholic Chruch and, in essence, God himself. . . . That goes without saying. . . . Everybody is on board with that. Hell, . . . they'd abort the Virgin Mary if they had a chance. . . . In fact that's what they're doing symbollically evey day. . . . What am I saying? . . . A hundred times every day, . . . a thousand times!!!!"

[zbdent]

1. "I just realized that even I can't stomach what I'm telling these idiots ..."

[skip fox]

2. "A lot of us rich guys care about the poor. . . . We just don't need to be reminded about them

day in and day out!"

[skip fox]

3. ". . . and I for one want to raise my daughter with solid values. . . . For instance, I

want her know how everyday folks live, what it's like for the average Joe or Jane. . . So, at age seven, we taught her how to hail a cab, and tip a bellboy, and order her own entree and make her own resort reservations, and . . .",

[DearAbby]

4. I just pooped my pants

and it feels squishy...FUCK IT, GO LIVE!

[rustydog]

5. Duzy!

[pfitz59]

6. "Listen up you morans....

I own you!"