"Who needs lubricant?" . . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill (Every gerbil's fantasy) O'Reilly is saying: "So the people waging the war against Christmas are like terrorists, making us afraid to dare speak Christ's name during this season or any other. . . . So it only stands to reason we keep a registry of them, maybe bring them in for periodic questioning, a little enhanced incentivizing, etc. . . . Listen, war's war. . . . I didn't make up the rules."


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Above CAPTION is based on the following story in Crooks & Liarswith a healthy clip from Fox's Outnumbered:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/12/bill-oreilly-removing-christian-content

[Laffy Kat]

1. Please don't put "lubricant" and "Bill O'Reilly" in the same sentence.

Although, in all fairness, it made me click.

[yellowcanine]

2. Bill O'Reilly's loofa needs lubricant!

[Eleanors38]

5. "All lubed up and ready to go!"

[dembotoz]

3. and in my next book i will tell you how fox new will raise up the dead

cause my viewers are zombies anyway

[Johonny]

4. Fox removes Christ's name from that planned parenthood terrorists lips and puts it back in Christmas

where it belongs. That's what my job at FOX news is. To take Christ out of places it is inconvenient to find it and place it where we pretend it is needed. That's why we at FOX support the removing of Christian oppression of native Americans and Christian support of slavery from our fine Texas schoolbooks. That's the past. We need to look forward and not back. Forward to putting Christ back in your Christmas. So have a happy holidays to all my listeners.