dead

[kpete]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_and_state_funeral_of_King_Hussein

“When I stand across from King Hussein of Jordan,
I say to him you have a friend sir who will stand with you to fight this fight.”

— Gov. Chris Christie, quoted by ABC News, arguing that President Obama is not trusted by world leaders. The only problem is that Hussein has been dead since 1999.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/chris-christie-hell-trusted-dead-king-jordan/story?id=35785558

[global1]

1. Well - They Do Want To Take Our Country Back.....

16 years in Christie's case.

[ffr]

19. lol

[ejbr]

24. !!!!

[Initech]

2. Fail!!!!!

[NJCher]

11. hit one out of the ballpark!

I hope that ball flies all the way to New Hampshire, where this albatross we New Jerseyans finance has made over 50 trips in his insane bid for the republican nomination.



Are you listening, New Hampshire?


Cher

[bigwillq]

3. Bwah!

[Gothmog]

4. Chris Christie is an idiot

[BlueJazz]

5. Rats. So I should suspect foul play regarding the tickets I bought for "Elvis LIVE! on stage!"

[A Simple Game]

30. Don't feel too bad, I bought one for the Buddy Holly Resurrection tour. He never showed.

On second thought maybe it was because only 7 people showed up, hardly worth his bother.

[pinboy3niner]

6. News for the Hard of Hearing...

King Hussein of Jordan is still dead.

[staggerleem]

12. This just in ...

... Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Spain, and King Hussein bin Talal of Jordan is are BOTH STILL DEAD!

[JNelson6563]

16. lolololol

[libdem4life]

7. Dead...Wrong.

Dare I assume we are standing up to fight with this deceased person, or some reasonable facsimile as to keeping the oil prices high?

[tblue37]

29. Trololo song:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D_Qz5yhNAZps&ved=0ahUKEwi9krb-wuPJAhVGYyYKHXLdDXMQtwIIHTAB&usg=AFQjCNG68N7UAWQgG7ElehXZRDwafBrb6w&sig2=PE1HM2AxK0O4RSGvorELiA

[jtuck004]

8. Not so fast...maybe he had something else in mind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A9ance

[cer7711]

9. Ah, BUT . . .

. . . Capo Christie has access to a time machine. He just let the cat out of the bag.

[blackspade]

10. What a clown.

He punks himself.

[Kalidurga]

13. Sadly he might be the sharpest tool in the Con shed.

[Duval]

14. Almost laughed over this, except it is sooo pitiful!

[StevieM]

22. What is even more pitiful is that Christie is starting to make somewhat of a comeback.

His poll numbers in New Hampshire are up. If he can pull off a win there it is not unreasonable to suggest that this ridiculous and corrupt man could be the GOP nominee.

[elmac]

25. When he said that I thought he was making some sick joke

that republicans like to do but wow, he really is that stupid. By the way, I had a chance of talking to the King back in the day. He was a ham radio operator and his call sign was JY1. He helped install repeater networks throughout Jordan with links to Israel to promote communications between the two countries.

[Vinca]

15. I wonder if he knows Charles DeGaulle.

[StevieM]

17. And yet I am starting to think that this ridiculous man has a shot at the GOP nomination.

All he needs to do is win New Hampshire and he is instantly in a three man race against Trump and Cruz.

[elmac]

18. King Hussein was probably one of the most progressive leaders in the middle east

That is probably why dim witt doesn't know he died, progressives are just trash to fascists. These republican clowns are running most of the states in this country. I hope someday that Americans wake up from their drug company induced stupor and elect true progressives.

[hibbing]

20. With the finger pointing and bluster of a schoolyard bully n/t

[KamaAina]

21. Oh, come on, kpete. You know perfectly well he meant Saddam Hussein.

[ProfessorGAC]

33. Thanks For The Chuckle!

You have to find something to laugh about when you consider this buffoon is running for president.

[0rganism]

23. Chris Christie for Chief Necromancer 2016!

Finally, someone who can really get in touch with dead people.

[BeyondGeography]

26. No worries...he's still tight with Sadat

[liberal N proud]

27. The problem is, non of the GOP voters caught this

They blindly believe whatever comes from the mouths of these idiots.

[Historic NY]

28. Still.

[Binkie The Clown]

31. The party of stupid. n/t

[raccoon]

32. Maybe Christie is into seances? nt