A peek at some December 2016 headlines

[Cyrano]

Fox News speculates that “The president-elect is a transsexual.”

Donald Trump applies for German citizenship and is turned down.

Angela Merkel closes borders to fleeing old white American men.

Donald Trump hints that he may buy Germany.

Forty nine GOP senators accused of spitting on Ted Cruz.

Marco Rubio spotted hanging out in cheap gin joint in Miami Beach.

George Lucas admits Jeb! Bush was the inspiration for Jar Jar Binks.

Barbara Bush claims that Jeb! was adopted.

Texas threatens secession again and vows to annex Mexico.

Scotus to hear case on Santorum vs Google.

Ben Carson’s new book is titled “Whispering in the Dark.”

Obama pardons Bowe Bergdahl.

[bigwillq]

1. I knew it!

Bernie Sanders is a transsexual.

[Cyrano]

2. You're in the wrong thread.

That says "the president." It doesn't say who the president is.

And DON'T high jack a thread.

[bigwillq]

3. Yea, ok. It's a joke.

And don't tell me what I can or cannot do on a discussion board. Cool?

Have a good one!

[madinmaryland]

4. "Santorum vs. Google" Boy, that could get really frothy!!

[annabanana]

5. Aack! lolololol . . n/t

[Algernon Moncrieff]

6. "Obama Admits He Might Be From Kenya"

The President shrugged and told the reporter "I was a baby - how the Hell could I know? " Mr. Obama then proceeded to laugh while offering home-brewed beer to all of the reporters at the press conference.

[bigwillq]

7. He's not?

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Mexico mobilizes troops to the border

President Pena Nieto orders a wall built on the Texas border.

[Cyrano]

9. Gets Texas to pay for the wall

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. Well that goes without saying